A dysfunctional Family
Chapter One
Addition.
Shrek was worried, very worried. He was on an important mission of his life and the fate of the kingdom depended on it. But Fiona had come to see him and Donkey off but something was different about her. Her stomach was heavier by a few pounds and she had weird food cravings. "Good luck honey! Oh yeah I'm pregnant!" she yelled as they sailed off. "What was that you said?" Shrek yelled back. "I said I'm giving birth to the fruit of our ogre loins!" she yelled. Donkey was really hyper about this but Shrek… had fainted at this. She rolled her eyes at this. She then went back into her parents castle. "Did he take it well?" Harold asked feebly. "Not really. He fainted when he heard the news." Fiona said to him. Lillian smiled at this. Pretty soon her own daughter would give birth and start a family of her own with her wonderful son in law.
But Shrek wasn't so happy about it. Donkey found this out when he woke up. "It was just a really bad dream, that's all! Fiona's not really pregnant!" he told him. He assumed his ogre friend was in denial about becoming a father. "No it wasn't a bad dream. Fiona's gonna give birth to a kid or two. Besides what's so bad about having kids?" he said to him trying to lighten his friend's mood. "Donkey it's bad because I never wanted kids because they're hyper, they destroy everything they touch and make you lose sleep. I know Fiona wants them but I don't." he explained clearly to him. He saw anger in his friend's eyes and decided not to push it further. But when they'd gotten back and the kingdom was in good hands, something was wrong with Fiona. "She's in your private suite giving birth to your children. Come on senors! Let's witness Nature's love first hand!" Puss told them. Donkey followed but Shrek was in a bad mood as they entered. They opened the door and heard Fiona moan in agony. Many hours later the babies were born! The girl was born an ogre but the boy… was human! Fiona was nervous about this. An unhappy notion arose in her head. "What if he's been affected by the curse?" she asked herself worriedly.
Lillian watched as her son in law left the room in disgust. "What's up with the boss? Isn't he happy for Fiona?" Puss asked. "Not really. He didn't want kids and now one of them is affected by Fiona's curse, he's probably mad." Donkey explained. Puss smirked at this. He then joined Shrek outside on the balcony. He saw anger and hurt on his friend's face. "I don't know if I can… be a good father to them and also I know my son's affected by that spell. I just want to protect them both from the hurt and anguish this world sometimes brings." He told him. He was unaware that Lillian and Fiona were listening…