chapter 1: naruto luvs sakura furevar
One day naruto was froclikicing in the woods . "OMG WHY DUnt I evar get any good miszzinos serious."
then sakura was there "lady tsuande has a miszinad for us."
they they were in tsuande's office and seh was "hey i have a mission fur u guys you need to got to the land of waves and kill athe atskuei."
"finally a good misisiof!" naurot said
"naurto ur so stuupod" said sakura.
so then they were in the land of wwaves and the akataskiu was there and so was sasuke.
sakura was " sasuke I love u come back to leaf village."
"no." said sasugayke
then naruto was like "shasow clone dutsoo."
and he killed the atkasstiki
then sasuke was like nooooo I have to kill itachi!."so then he stabbed itachi even tho he was already dead.
'naurto I love uuu." said sakura nad then they kissed and had hot sex and lived haply ever after . then naruto was hokag of the whole world and sakura was queen and had lots of babies but never lost her figur.
My best piece yet.
EDIT: Since some people don't seem to be getting it - this a JOKE. Hence the HUMOR category. I really don't spell this bad or have this bad grammar :(
DOUBLE EDIT: Look - I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY OR NOT. I really don't. This is just me being silly and I'm sorry if you feel so offended by this that you have to insult me to try and make yourself feel better. If you think this is stupid, that's fine with me, just don't waste your time and mine by posting lengthy comments about how much of a loser I am.