What's Under That Eyepatch?
London, a majestic and powerful city, home to the mother of parliaments and that strange uncle that no one talks about, also home in a Mayfair pillar box to Danger Mouse and his assistant Penfold, who are just now coming home from the eye doctor.
"That appointment went well." Said Danger Mouse "Yes, chief" added Penfold "It's nice that you finally got that ridiculous eyepatch off." "I thought it made me look extra dashing." Protested Danger Mouse. Penfold rolled his eyes and headed to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. Danger Mouse was in his civvies, a white sweater with red and yellow bands at the collar sleeves and bottom as well as a pair of jeans with white runners. He flopped down on the apparent couch and picked up his book off of the coffee table. Just then the video screen rang for him. He jumped up to answer it and fell flat on his snout, having misjudged the distance to it. He hit the answer button and pulled himself up. It was colonial K on the video screen. "Hello? Hello? is this thing on? Eh, who are you? Must be the wrong number." "No, you have the right number" danger mouse said before the colonial could hang up. "Well I never… how did your eye grow back DM?" Danger Mouse sighed "I never lost it sir, I was wearing the eye patch while my eye recovered from surgery." "Oh right forgot about that. Baron Greenback is causing trouble again DM. you need to sort him out." "I can't sir. You will have to call in anther agent." "What do you mean you can't sort it out? Are you feeling alright?" "The eye doctor said I'm to stay on light duties until I re-adjust to having sight in both eyes, sir." "Oh well, carry on then. Over and underground."
Danger Mouse rolled his eyes and flopped back down on the coach. Penfold came back in form the kitchen. "Who was it DM?" "It was nothing important Penfold." Said Danger Mouse "Now if you will excuse me I am going to take a nap." "Good night DM." "Good night Penfold."
As our heroes settle down for a good night's sleep this announcer wonders. What surgery is Danger Mouse have on his eye? Will they have a good nights and what foul plan is Barron Greenback attempting while they sleep? Danger Mouse sat up on the couch "Do you mind? I am trying to sleep!" announcer continues whispering Tune in next time for the astounding adventure of Danger Mouse and Penfold!
(Screen flickers on) all that is visible is different colors of fur. "Dam these plot bunnies!" someone pushes the bunnies out of the way. "Hello Mechna here, I'm the author of this story. This is going to be a bunch of one shots about what is under Danger Mouse's eye patch." A with bunny with white fur and a grey patch around one eye hops onto her shoulder and starts nibbling at her hair. "Yes, yes I'm getting to you next. As you can see I am snowed under by plot bunnies at the moment, you will being seeing a lot more of me than usual. However I can only type these at home when the mood strikes me, so it may be a while till next update." (screen flickers off again)