Sonic was screeching inhumanly as he observed Shadow melt. Shadow was melting because he had watched too much anime, and IT HAD GIVEN HIM A DEADLY DISEASE.
"S-s-s-soooonniiccccc, I haaaaaate youuuuuu! Why did you not warn me of the dangers of anime when you had the chance" screeched shadow as the flesh on his face liquefied.
"I TRIED TO YOU DING DONG! BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO A SINGLE WORD, PHRASE OR CLAUSE I UTTERED! And now, you are suffering from the consequences of thy actions" replied sonic with a cold, dead, expressionless voice.
Shadow belted out one last screech before becoming engulfed in a raging inferno and exploding into a hail of embers drifting gently in the breeze of the green hill zone.
Tails flew down to greet sonic "So he finally kicked the bucket? About time, his condition was getting worse and worse. He almost spent his entire life savings on a giant statue of an anime character" he said.
"I know Tails, I know. But Shadow was still our friend, I think".
The duo turned around and went off to future adventure, leaving the black splotch that was once shadow the hedgehog behind them.