NOLAVA HIGH
Who knows Fantasy is just Reality Rephrased?
"I swear to you, Nancy, this book is freaking true!" My friend
Elaine Harrison said.
"Elaine, coincidences happen."
"No! It's freaky! All our acquaintances' names are the same!"
"Look, Arthur William, Jennifer, Elaine, Nancy, Lance, Marco, and
Jean are common names. Lots of people have those names."
"Yeah, but Wagner, Gold, and Harrison are not."
"So? Wagner, Gold, and Harrison aren't the most unique
surnames in the world."
"Well, I think it's true!"
"Elaine, I don't think you're a river nymph. Neither do I think
William is a resurrected king. Honestly, can you imagine such a flirt
being a king? Plus, I can't imagine studious Jennifer and vulgar Lance
being together, or Jennifer and William. I can't imagine me as a love-
crazy girl, or naughty Marco as a serial killer."
"Hey! But it's true that I like William!"
"So? Does William like you back?" I think it was a too-direct
question, because Elaine just hung up on me.
Great, she's gonna think she's got magical powers to save the
world by saving a legendary king, and then marrying him.