One day Watanuki was walking home from the shop. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue etc, etc a giant banana fell out of the sky. On closer inspection he noticed it was a banana phone.
Bananas were warned against by Yuuko-chaama so he ran away like a little girl. The banana phone decided to follow him and ran incessantly!
As he was running down the road he came across Himawari-chan. "What's with the banana?" she asked.
"Wahh! Himawari-chan! The bananaphone is chasing meeee," he squeaked
"I know there is a phone! I'm the one who set it on you! Mwahahahahahaha" Himawari-chan cackling
"Noooooooooo! Why! What did I do to deserve this annoying incessant ringing! Save me myu sweetu Domeki-chan!" he screamed like a little boi being chased by an evil phone set on him by a cute girl would.
Domeki appeared from around a corner "Domeki-chan? How about I start calling you Kimi-chan? Make me Bento. I want chicken Teriyaki." Domeki stood looking at the banana. "Why the hell are you being chased by a banana?" he asked "You big chicken, it's only a banana"
"But it's singing an annoying song!" Watanuki waved his arms in the air
"What do you mean? It's the amazing 'banana phone' song! It's so catchy." Domeki burst into song and started to chase Watanuki
"Nooooooooooo! Make it stop! How do I make it stop?" Watanuki cried as he curled up into a small ball. Well it looked more like a sausage shape then a ball due to the excessively long limbs….
Then Yuuko-han showed up being all Yuuko-y! Whee Yuuko-y! "Meow! I can grant wishes desu desu desu! Ring ring ring…"
"I'll pay anything," Watanuki screamed
"Sexiiiiiing!" shouts Yuuko "and sake of course! Coz I'm allowed"
"Sex with who?" Watanuki replied
"With Domeki of course! You'll have to do this and this and that…" each of her lewd suggestions made her leer further.
"Oh well if it's Domeki that's different," Watanuki grinned
Domeki looked shocked for a second but after a moment looks pleased with the idea. He drags Watanuki home and they have lots o kinky, hot sex. The video currently sells well on ebay.
The end
This was something that got written by some friends and me while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Yay for crack fanfiction!