SPN100 Challenge WoW : Scale
Word Count : 100 (x2)
Spoilers : None
Disclaimer : No need to rub it in.
Didn't put this up last week as it's double the challenge length, posting now just for the sake of it.
IT'S A QUESTION OF SCALE
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An in car conversation, on route from one job to another, in simpler days, the brothers are close, and Sam is enjoying tormenting Dean.
First speaker : Dean
I've been thinkin'.
Here we go.
I'm serious! I think we should change how the hurt scale works.
Good idea.
Really?
Definitely. You being honest? Great idea!
No, that's not how I meant!
No?...I'm shocked.
Do you want to hear my idea, or not?
Choice?...Oh...No choice.
Instead of zero for no pain, and unbearable agony, ten. We should swap it. It'd make more sense. Like a school test, ten out of ten is excellent. So I got to thinkin' about pies...
Wait...Two thoughts?
No. Listen, it's the same one!
My bad.
"Imagine after a complete mental breakdown, I stupidly let you drive...We're comin' up on the best pie shop in the world, but you won't pull over. So I get zero pies. Unbearable agony, see? If, on-the-other-hand, you pull over and buy me ten of their very best pies, what's that gonna make me?
Obese?
Do you want gagging?
No, too kinky.
Perv...I'd be really happy.
About being gagged? Now who's the perv?
Moron...Happy with ten pies!
Ok...So instead of zero being no pain, you'd have no pies? And instead of ten being the worst pain possible, you'd have ten pies and love it...That right?
Um...No...Yes...Um...Hell!...I've no freakin' clue now!
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Chick xxx