Inuyasha alter ego

Inu-champ

Inuyasha was walking in a forest when he heard Kagome screaming so he stopped to hear her nag for some odd reason.

Inu: What now?

Kag: don't you give me that attitude.

Inu: bla bla bla.

Kag: your going to pay for that one.

Kagome picked up a rock and tried to throw it at Inuyasha but of course Inuyasha dodged it.

Kag: SIT!

Inuyasha fell straight down into the ground. Kagome picked up a rock and threw it at Inuyasha.

The next day the gang woke up early and tried to catch up but couldn't find him.

Miroku: every one stay quiet maybe he's snoring again.

Kikio: EVERY BODY I HAVE A NEW IDOL!!! THIS GUY CAN RAP!!!

Miroku: Shut up!

Kikio: Just listen. His name is Inu-champ and he's the hottest rapper ever.

Miroku: fine but then will you shut up?

Kikio: yeah.

Miroku picked up the blaring headphones and put them on.

Unknown rapper: party, party get up and dance, its your time to shine its your first chance. We gon' party, party from dusk to dawn, get up and dance get your freak on.

Kikio: but he does sound familiar, doesn't he?

Miroku: that's because it's Inuyasha.

Kagome: yeah right he can't get signed, record an album, and become he best rapper ever in less than 12 hours.

Miroku: then where else would he be?