Grif: Combat Evolved

Writers Note: Well this is my new series, this chapters based on Halo: CE's first level. Also if you have an MP3 player or YouTube on hand, there will be music cues, so when you see it you have an option to play the song. Hope you Enjoy!

Chapter One: The Pillar of What!?

"Cortana should we wake him" Keyes asks Cortana, "Yes but this one isn't John?" Cortana questions Keyes, "Ah well one of our Spartans, Caboose, accidentally opened the hatch, while we were escaping Reach, so John's dead." Keyes informs Cortana, "Ah really, whatever wake him up!" Cortana orders Keyes angered.

Meanwhile in the control room.

"Vic thaw him out." Keyes tells Vic, "Oky doky, Duuude." Vic assures Keyes, "Ok other guy get down there." Vic tells the other guy in the room, the other guy runs down to the cryogenic chamber, "Ok, Duuude, thawing him out now." Vic informs the other guy, the cryogenic chamber opens up with a disgruntled Grif rolling out of it.

"Hey what the hell man!" Grif grunts, "Sorry for the quick thaw Grif, but we need you." The other guy tells Grif, "Well it better be important, I was having the best sleep ever!" Grif complains, suddenly there is an explosion.

Meanwhile somewhere else on The Pillar of Autumn.

"Lopez, Simmons, Tex, Doc, Tucker, Church, Kaikaina, Jones, Donut and Caboose, we need to get in that escape pod!" Sarge gives his orders out, "But sir, shouldn't we help Butch and the rest of command?" Simmons questions, "Well one Simmons Butch is dead, and two command has it's hands full!" Sarge yells at his maroon second in command, "Hands full?, What with Grif, because I don't think it's the aliens" Church tells the group.

"Grif you mean the orange guy?!" Caboose yells in Church's ear, "Shut the fuck up Caboose." Tucker tells the brain dead soldier, "This is the worst idea ever, Grif the only hope, my ass, I mean I was on Noble Team dammit, I should have been chosen!" Tex growls, "What I think Grif will do a good job Tex." Donut states, "Well I don't want a war at all, there not peaceful guys." Doc tells everyone calmly.

"Doc and Donut, shut up, Tex I do agree with you that Grif is not the right choice, but we have to get in the escape pod now!" Sarge shouts annoyed, suddenly they hear an explosion, "SON OF A BITCH, RUN!" They all yell in fear as they run into the escape pod.

Meanwhile back at the control room.

**EXPLOSION** "SON OF A BITCH, RUN!" Grif screams as he pushes the other guy out of his way, he then runs into the blood filled hallway, "Shit there's blood everywhere!" Grif cries out, **EXPLOSION** "AH FUCK!" Grif shouts as he jumps over a useless structure.

Grif then ran through more and more hallways, "Why are these hallways so damn dark!" Grif told himself, he started to com across a hell of a lot of locked doors, "Why the fuck are all these doors locked!" Grif shouted out, he then saw a door with a green light on it. "Finally a door that's not..." Grif cut himself off as a giant, blue alien towered above him.

"AH BLUE THINGY!" Grif screamed as he punched the alien in the face, Grif kept on running through random hallways until he came across command, where he saw Keyes, "Oh my god, Keyes I'm so glad to see you!" Grif tells Keyes, "Yeah well I'm glad to see you too, Grif, now here's your new AI, Cortana." Keyes gives information to Grif.

"Oh shit a hot digital chick!" Grif yells stoked, "Shut up you idiot!" Cortana shouts in anger, "alright, alright, settle down you two, now Grif here's her chip you need to protect her, alright." Keyes says while giving the chip, "Oh I will!" Grif shouts excited, he then puts the chip inside his helmet, but while doing so, Keyes gives him another item.

"Oh I think you will be needing this as well." Keyes tells him while giving him a Magnum pistol, "Holy crap a pistol, thanks Keyes!" Grif thanks Keyes, "Well you better get going, that's in order soldier." Keyes gives an order to Grif, "Alright, Captain!" Grif shouts as he runs out of the command room, he then trips over something.

"Ah fuck, what was that!" Grif shouts in pain, "It was an Assault Rifle, Grif." Cortana tells Grif what he tripped on, "Ah yes another weapon!" Grif shouts Lima little boy on Christmas morning, he then runs past a bunch of Marines, blowing down a lot of aliens, until Cortana informs him that the ship is on a crash course toward Halo.

"Halo, what the fuck is that!" Grif asks Cortana, "It's a mysterious planet like ring." Cortana informs the orange soldier, "Oh well what should we do Cortana." Grif tells Cortana worried, "Well I suggest we get in that escape pod with those Marines." Cortana tells him what to do, "Ok I agree!" He yells while jumping into the escape pod.

The escape pod launches out into space, "Hey Grif wanna take a seat!" Cortana shouts, "YES!" Grif yells scared.

Meanwhile in another escape pod.

"Well we're close to the ground men!" Sarge informs the group, "Oh fuck, we're going to die!" Tucker screams while pissing himself, "Jo-N-es calm him down!" Sarge yells at Jones, "Oh my god, it's pronounced Jones, many people have the name dammit!" Jones shouts annoyed at Sarge, "Ah shut up you-" Sarge was yelling at Jones but was cut off by Tucker who was yelling.

"Oh fuck were almost there!" **EXPLOSION**.

One hour later.

"Ah what the hell happened!" Church shouts, "My leg!" Tucker cries in pain, "Holy crap we landed!" Simmons says in glee, "That's right Simmons we did!" Sarge shouts while giving Simmons a high five, but the celebration was cut short because, right when the crew stepped out on the grass, they were surrounded by The Covenant.

"Ah shit." Church says to himself. (Music cue Blood Gulch Blues 0:00-0:16)

To Be Continued.

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