The disclaimer saying that I don't own any Galaxy Rangers characters is in a meeting somewhere. Just another weird idea that came into my deranged little mind.
Fun With Sexual Harassment
"All right," Commander Walsh growled from his desk. "I know I've said this before and I will probably say it again but what the hell went wrong this time?"
"I just think the whole thing was a matter of miscommunication," Niko said. All four Galaxy Rangers were in his office.
"Just what you want to hear about a seminar on Sexual Harassment gone wrong," Walsh groaned. "But let's start from the beginning shall we? It all started when you and a certain other ranger that did not take this seriously enough were asked to participate in some role playing in front of the group. And someone started fooling around and laughing through the whole thing."
"I couldn't help myself," Zach protested. "The lines were so cheesy even a fourth grader could have written better dialogue! And Niko's like a sister to me!"
"Just what every girl wants to hear," Niko rolled her eyes. "That's when I made a simple suggestion. Why not simply reverse the roles and let me be the unwanted aggressor?"
"That's when nearly every male ranger in the room volunteered to be her partner," Doc grinned. "And that is also how the fist fight broke out between Rangers Jenson, Harrison and Carson."
"While I was breaking up the fight Ms. Mayfair, the woman running the seminar had the bright idea to ask Goose if there were any special procedures the Supertroopers had to go through dealing with sexual harassment."
"All I did was tell her the truth," Shane said.
"That lovely story about the drugs and shock therapy really got everyone's attention," Doc groaned. "Not to mention the tale of what happened to Kilbane when he made the mistake of trying to harass both Darkstar and Chimera at the same time!"
"I will never look at a toilet plunger in the same way ever again," Zach shuddered in fear. "To be fair that helped stop the fight when Ranger Harrison ran out of the room to vomit."
"Not that those inhibitor drugs worked that well anyway," Shane shrugged. "I always caught one or two of the older troopers kissing each other in secret. And it took me a while to find out what Chimera was doing in the bunkers for extra rations."
"Don't remind me," Walsh groaned.
"And that is when Ms. Mayfair decided to forget why she was there in the first place and hit on Goose," Niko growled.
"Is that when you hit her, Ranger Niko?" Walsh gave her a look.
"I did not hit her," Niko said.
"Niko, Ms. Mayfair had to be carried out on a stretcher and has a mild concussion!" Walsh snapped.
"I have absolutely no idea how that stapler flew across the room and hit her head," Niko said innocently.
"Didn't stop Senator Wheiner from trying to hit on her in the infirmary," Doc chuckled. "That's when she hit him and is now filing a complaint."
"How did Wheiner end up in our infirmary in the first place?" Zach asked.
"He and a few high level members of the Board of Leaders were having an inspection of BETA," Walsh sighed. "He made the mistake of hitting on Premier Dutch's wife. And in turn Premier Dutch and his wife hit him."
"I'm seeing a pattern here," Shane chuckled. "Maybe those inhibitor drugs you used to give us Supertroopers weren't such a bad idea?"
"Maybe if I increased the dosage…?" Walsh sighed as he put his head in his hands.