Disclaimer: The lyrics to Dance, Dance aren't correct, but they belong to Fall Out Boy. The terms 'Plot Bunnies Attack' belong to my sister's brother, Dell.

Authors' Note: We originally started this fic per request on the DLS Forum. RB and myself wrote a different humor fic (When the Lights Go Out) and we were asked to write another. We bounced ideas and came up with nothing consisted...except for some random ideas we had floating around and thus, Plot Bunnies was/were created. We updated sporatically and after a couple month hiatus decided to resurrect Plot Bunnies into another ficlet called: Plot Bunnies Rides Again (which will also be posted on this site, but RB has chapter 1 of that and I have chapter 2 and a bit more that we wrote to it). We both stress that this fic is nothing but randomness and probably will make no sense whatsoever. It's suppose to be for fun...thus, a humor fic. I hope you guys get a couple chuckles along the way.

When Plot Bunnies Attack
Chapter 1
The Beginning

"Tommy, I'm pregnant."

"Wha---Wai---Huh?"

"I'm pregnant."

"I got that! But—how!"

"Well, when a sperm fertilizes an egg…"

"Kat! We never slept together!"

"I know, but I never said you were the father. I just said that I was pregnant." Tom Quincy raised his eyes heavenward.

That's the last time I let Jude allow her friends in the studio. Kat Benton grinned and laughed, enjoying screwing with Tommy. It was the best way to start the day.

Jude Harrison entered the studio to see Kat laughing her ass off and Tommy rolling his eyes.

"What did I miss?" she asked.

"You don't want to know." Tommy groaned.

"Tommy's too uptight." Kat replied,

"He needs to get some."

"And Kat doesn't." Tommy fired back.

"Uh…ookay…" Jude looked positively scared, "Right. Moving on. I'm ready to record that song now."

"Good." Tommy stood up and tapped the Plexiglas that separated the recording booth and the mixing booth, signaling to Kwest to get ready to record, then turned to Jude, "You're up, girl." Jude stepped up to the mic and put on the earphones.

Just when she opened her mouth to sing, Speed and Co. of Spiedermen Mind Explosion entered the room, singing loud and proud.

"Ted's pants! Are falling apart for the twelfth time! Ted's Pants! And this is the whale you want to eat---!" Tommy threw his hands up in the air and returned his gaze upward.

"Why are you punishing me!" he cried. Then a deep manly voice replied,

"Because you want to get down with a minor!" Tommy's brows furrowed and his gaze was instantly drawn to Kat, who was laughing again. Jude turned to SME and frowned.

"You do realize the lyrics are: 'Dance, Dance. We're falling apart to half time. Dance, Dance. And these are the lives you'd love to lead.'"

"Yes, but the other way sounds so much better." Speed replied. It was then Tommy looked at the teen and realized he was wearing Jude's space prostitute wig.

"Alright! Everybody out! Out of my studio! Right now!" he cried, pointing to the door.

"Even me?" Jude pouted. Tommy sighed. She looked so cute that he didn't want to see her go, but…

"Jude, for my sanity, please go." Jude continued to pout.

"I'll get you back for this."

"I'm sure you will and until then, I'll wait in suspense." The group filed out of the door and Jude yanked the blond wig off of Speed's head and walked over to Tommy and placed it on his head. She then slapped him on the ass and ran out of the room. Tommy stared after her and sighed. This is going to be a long day… And for our hero, it was only going to get longer…