"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HATE YOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE FANG'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT SO WHAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I HAD WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE WRITTEN FANFICTION ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE READ ALL YOUR BOOKS ABOUT A GAZILLION TIMES EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??????????? WOW I'M TALKING TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SOUND LIKE NUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ACTUALLY MEETING MAXIMUM WHATEVER-THE-HECK-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BACKING AWAY FROM ME SLOWLY!!!!!!!!!!!! MAX IS ACTUALLY AFRAID OF ME!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT MAX IS TERRIFIED OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHA—MMFFFF, MMFFFF, MFFFF…"
(translation: Fang jumped on me, duct taped my mouth shut, and dragged me away to put me in a loony bin.)