Deidara and Itachi go on a diet
X at the Akatsuki hideout X
Deidara- Yo Itachi you really shouldn't be eating those cupcakes you might get fat.
Itachi- Don't you dare call me fat. I am so not far from fat.
Deidara- Fine take your shirt off and jump around.
Itachi- Fine I am a little chubby big deal.
Deidara- I am surprise the Kisame doesn't wear you out.
Itachi- XblushX Shut up.
Deidara- Okay who ever loses the most weight in nine months wins this little bet and have to call themselves fat.
Itachi- Deal X runs up stairs to his room past Kisame to do push up and SEX X
Deidara-* cell phone rings* Hello
Other line- It me your doctor Mr. Samuki. Congratulations Deidara.
Deidara- For what?
Doctor Samuki- Your pregnant!
Deidara- O.o. okayshock as hell and hang up the phone
Deidara- screams Ahhh I hate you Sasori-Danna whisper why did I have to do the completion.
Itachi-comes down the stairs What happened why you screaming.
Deidara- I am Pregnant!
Itachi- Lolz just Lolz You are so going to get fatter and fatter intill that parasite is out. Lucky you exercise every day.
Deidara-that means I wouldn't get to fat at least.
)(((*(&^%^$#$#!~!~#^T^&^&&+{+)]Two months later $%^$^%$%**$%
Deidara- Good Moring sunshine opens window then goes to the kitchen and eat hot wings
X Itachi comes in X
Itachi-Moring-OMG you got fatter you so should not eat those wings.
Deidara-X mouth full of a wing X STFU
Itachi- Whatever I am going for a jog.
hi am going to skip to month 5 okay
Deidara puts on a bikini and start to sing and dance what a feeling.
Itachi- comes into Deidara room WHAT THE HELL are you doing.
Deidara-my doctor said I was good to sing and dance in a bikini.
Itachi- I think he said to go to hawii and relax.
Deidara- Oh nervous laugh
End of chapter 1