Angela was a magic witch who moved into Diagon alley. She made the most amazing creams anybody could ever want. One day Snape came into her shop, looking for some cream.
"I want cream" he said.
"That's what I sell" said Angela.
Before they knew it, they were snogging on the counter, covered in cream.
"This is the most amazing cream I've ever had" said Snape.
"Thanks."
"I should take this to Voldemort, so he can have some!"
"Okay" Angela said.
So they took a big bucket of cream to Voldemort's condo and they all ate it together. Voldemort loved the cream so much that he called off his evil plans and spent the remainder of his life in a vat of Angela's cream.
19 years later
Angela and Snape ate cream for 19 years and then they both died but not at the same time or in the same way. The end.