ONCE THERE WAS A BOY
NAMED LEGO
AND HE MET ASTRO BOY
AND HE WAS REALLY COOL AND FUN,
DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WAS A COLD, DEAD ROBOT.
AND THEY WENT TO THE MOVIES, AND ATE POPCORN.
AND AT THE END OF THE MOVIE (JURASSIC PARK)
ASTRO BOY TURNED AND LOOKED INTO LEGO'S EYES
AND SAID:
LEGO,
I LOVE YOU!
AND LEGO WAS SO HAPPY HE SPILLED HIS SODA ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND THEN THEY GOT KICKED OUT
AND THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED TO COME BACK
TO THAT SPECIFIC MOVIE THEATRE
FOR EXACTLY ONE MONTH
SO ASTRO BOY SAID:
LEGO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR ONE MONTH
AND LEGO SAID:
WE CAN GO TO HAWAII
SO THEY WENT TO HAWAII FOR ONE MONTH
AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK THEY WENT
STRAIGHT BACK TO THE MOVIE THEATRE
AND WATCHED A LOT OF FUNNY MOVIES
AND LEGO LAUGHED
AND ASTRO BOY LAUGHED TOO
AND THIS WENT ON FOR TWO WEEKS
UNTIL LEGO LAUGHED SO HARD HE SPILLED HIS SODA
AGAIN
AND THE MOVIE THEATRE MANAGER WAS SO MAD,
HIS TOUPEE ALMOST IGNITED.
AND HE SAID:
GET OUT ASTRO BOY AND LEGO
AND NEVER COME BACK.
SO THEN ASTRO BOY SAID:
LEGO,
WHY DO YOU KEEP SPILLING YOUR SODA
AND LEGO SAID:
BECAUSE I HAVE NO THUMBS, ASTRO BOY
THE END