So . . uuh yeah I'm having trouble with my other main story and i randomly got this idea one night and couldn't stop writting.*bits lip* I hopes my humor doesn't sound to dry heh heh

Disclaimer:Nah I wish I did but I don't own Naruto...but i do own Chi Takashi and my friend owns Azumi Takahashi

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

Memories/flashbacks/letters

'Mental connection'

Enjoy and PLEASE read and review=]

Chapter 1- Deidara's Morning

Deidara sat staring in the middle of the stark white padded walls of his cell. He could hear mad laughter echoing up the hall from down stairs.

"HAHA!THAT'S THE FUCKEN SHIT!" the blond rolled his eyes, Hidan was getting his "daily dose" from his ritual.

'He enjoys that WAY to much, un!' Deidara thought to himself. By God! There was nothing for to do! He tried to lift his artistic hands out of his lap, 'Wish they'd take these damn things off, un!' he swung the heavy solid metal ball hand cuffs, twisting his torso around.

Deidara could feel the pills he was force to take last night. The fucken blue haired bitch practically raped his throat when she gave them to him. They tasted like FUCKEN SHIT! why doesn't she choke them down! He let out a sigh and let his body fall flat on the ground. He let out a long groan. They did the same damn thing day in and day out! he was starting to forget what freedom was, what his friends (except Konan and Pein)looked like.

"IT'S FUCKEN COLD! HEH HEH the pain." Deidara cocked his eyebrow at the new voice he heard coming form the same level as Hidan.

'I wonder who that is . . .' he thought. Deidara closed his electric blue eyes trying to remember the map out of the floor below. "Cold . . .she's on the masochist level and it's cold . . .SHE MUST BE A PYRO!" he yelled out sitting up excitedly. 'HOLY SHIT WAS THAT MY VOICE!' he wanted to cover his ears. It sounded horse, under used and foreign to him. He listened for any other noises. Heard fighting going on form the new voice.

"I REALLY don't think a freezer is good place for pyros." she had a smartass tone. Deidara liked her already.

"That's the point!" Konan laughed. He glared at the front wall of his room that lead out of his room, picturing Konan being blown to bits. Now there was something he'd been aching to do again.

"YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH!" the voice said yelled. That's a girl's voice, ne? "EAT FIRE!" yup female. He felt he ground beneath his room heat up.

'DAMN,UN!' His eyes grew REALLY liked this girl. To bad he was gay and would most likely never see this girl.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Hidan yelled. Deidara started smirking. He heard foot steps running up the hall followed by what he could on guess was destruction. He wanted to be part of the fun.

"AZUMI TAKAHASHI!" Pein's voice echoed trough the whole asylum. A chorus of "OOOOOH SHIT"'s where heard.

"Now she's in for it!" Kisame's voice rumbled from down below followed by his loud laughter

"Not even ten fucken minutes and the bitch pisses off carrot top!" Hidan added.

"TAKAHASHI!" Sasori's voice rang out next.

"YEAH!" the girl yelled back. Her voice sounded different "NOM NOM NOM!"

"NO EATTING CAKE!" Konan interrupted Sasori-danna and Azumi's yelling match/conversation.

"THE FUCK! NO CAKE!THATS MESSE UP!" she yelled back followed by a loud crash.

"WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!" Kakuzu yelled. Deidara didn't understand why rag doll man cared anymore. They had been packed away in this place for good. Deidara snorted, folding his legs under himself. He recalled the day he and Sasori-danna had been sentenced.

They-the Akatsuki- had all been deemed to dangerous for normal top security prison. So they where being sent to the 5 Nations Maximum Security Insane Asylum. It's been three years since then. Hidan, Kakuzu and Kisame where captured a few months before himself a Sasori-danna. It didn't amaze them in the least that the Uchiha's where still out there.

Deidara huffed and curled up his entombed hands on themselves. He felt the rough stitches that held his mouths shut. They hurt like hell! He suddenly noticed something was off. The Akatsuki members where all sent to a separate building strictly for them. so who was this Azumi girl?

"OI SASORI! HOW'S IT GOING?" the girls voice made it's way to the blonds ears again.

"Umm I'm in a gray dark room with my limbs dismantled from me How do you think it's going?"

"Uuh i don't think."

"WELL THIS EXPLAINS SO FUCKEN MUCH!" Hidan roared gaining laughter from Kisame.

"Fuck you Jashin-boy!" she yelled.

"Ah just like old times." whined Pein.

'Old times?' Deidara felt left out. Everyone seemed to know this girl but him!

"Where is Un!-boy?" Azumi asked everyone. Deidara's eyes widened.

"GAARA'S GIRL!" he yelled, "AZUMI,UN!"

"YO, HOMIE WHAT'S CRACK'IN!" She yelled back, slightly miffed that he refereed to her the way he did. But who was she kidding she and Gaara had been together for a long time now so yeah she was his girl, but she was the pimp in the relationship. The redhead was quick to learn that. Deidara was ecstatic. Finally life would become fun again! "Hey, Azumi where's your other half, un?"

"She was always best at hide-and-go-seek." replied earning grunts of agreement from everyone, "She and her family are still hiding."

'Damn Uciha's, being so damn great.' Everyone of the guys thought.

"Could you just get in the fucken freezer now!" Pein said. A door slammed hard and loudly.

"I CAN BEND ALL EMEMENTS" Azumi reminded everyone, "I'll get out of here in no time!"

"If only that was water or metal." Konan's sickly sweet voice teased.

"The hell are you talking about, slut?" Azumi growled back concentrating on the ice box that was now home for her.

"That room is made up of nitrogen and a special non metal just for you, Azumi." Pein explained

"ARE YOU FUCKEN KIDDING ME!" She yelled.

"No DUH!" Konan laughed.

"BITCH WHEN I GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!OOH JUST YOU WAIT!" Azumi threatened.

Deidara tensed up in his room. He could feel the killing intentions even from his room. Oh yes with Azumi here things would get much, much more lively. Deidara was happy about this. Maybe Chi and those damn Uchiha's would get caught soon!

'Now that would be a party, un!' the blond crawled over to the far right hand corner of his room. He sat smirking in the white padded room, 'What and eventful morning, un. And it's not even breakfast yet! un' Life suddenly felt a little better. Well as good as it could get for the explosive artist who was life sentenced to the asylum with his friends.