"Unbelievable."
"Come on, Tasha. It was bound to happen sooner or later."
"You're unbelievable."
"The longer you spend questioning me the higher chance I have of dying."
"Maybe you deserve it."
"You don't actually believe that."
"No. But I want to."
"You better hurry. I'm feeling faint."
"Don't be melodramatic. It's a flesh wound."
"It's a heavily bleeding flesh wound."
"Stop pulling on the arrow. If you pull it out it's going to bleed worse."
"It hurts!"
"I'm going to give you a reason to hurt."
"Tasha? Drive."
"Are you buckled in?"
"What? No. Drive."
"…"
"Tasha, I'm bleeding to death!"
"…"
"Fine."
"Thank you."
"Jesus, this hurts."
"I'm sure it does. That'll teach you to leave your arrows were other people can get to them."
"He pulled it out of the body of another person, Tasha. I didn't have a whole lot of control over the arrow at that point."
"Clint…just stop playing with the arrow."
"Make me."
"Stop smirking. Your seduction doesn't have quite the same effect on me when you look like a dead man walking."
"So you admit my seduction has an effect on you other times?"
"No."
"…"
"I said stop smirking."
"I'm not- Christ! Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!"
"I know how to drive."
"Really? At this rate we're not even going to make it to the hospital."
"If you don't want me to shove that arrow further into your shoulder I would suggest you keep your comments on my driving to yourself."
"Are we there yet?"
"I'm trying, Clint."
"I know."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"We're close, right?"
"It's right up the road."
"Good 'cause, you know, I think I'm going into shock."
"No! Don't do that."
"Believe it or not, telling me not to go into shock doesn't have a whole lot of effect."
"Shit."
"You used to curse in Russian. I miss that."
"I swear to God, Clint. If you die…"
"I'm not going to die. The hospital's right there."
"I see it."
"Hurry up."
"Clint…"
"I know, I know. You're trying."
"Stay there. I'm coming to your side. I'll help you out."
"It's my shoulder, not my leg!"
"I'm coming over to help."
"…That's not helpful. That's hurting."
"Sorry."
"You're taking some sick pleasure out of this."
"No more than you deserve."
"I really miss you cursing in Russian, Tasha."
"Clint? Not right now."