Disclaimer: This is another universe. Sadly, these characters are likenesses of
their parents Nightcrawler and Captain Britain. I have no money. None. Don't sue
me. Please don't sue me.
Author's note: I have no claim on sanity. The penguins took it. Anyway, if you see
any of your ideas, and it ticks you off, tell me and I'll do my best to change my
story or give you credit. Don't flame me. Please don't flame me. On with the
insanity!
Another note: This is all in the first person. I (as in me, the resident Canuck) did
none of this. (But you knew that already;-)
Final note: Yes I am a bigger dork than Cyclops, hence the Scott bashing. You are
for-warned Cyke fans. I feel sorry for the guy, but he's a dork. Fortunately, this is
my universe, I'll do what I want. This is rated PG 13. (To be safe)
"I'm baaaaack!" I announced strutting into the foyer of the Braddock Manor.
I'm Talia Wagner for those who care. I don't look far off from my dad, Kurt
Wagner. I don't know if I look anything like my mom 'cause I never met her.
"How could we not notice?" asked Brittany's mom, Meggan.
"Where's Brittany?" I asked.
"In the lab with her father." she said. "I think maybe you should yell again.
I'm sure that there are a few people in China that haven't heard you yet and they'd
have to before those two get drawn out of the lab."
I laughed. Brittany's mom is really nice. I like her 'cause she understands us
and helps us out. She even helped us send a barrage of balloons full of caramel
sauce at Professor Summers when he was lying asleep on the pool deck.
"I think I'll go get them. Hopefully they're not cloning a bunch of sheep or
something." I said. I went down stairs to tell Brittany I had arrived.
"Talia!" she exclaimed when she saw me. She was dressed in a lab coat with
her usual jeans and white t-shirt. She was also wearing gloves and safety goggles
and had her hair plaited back showing off her pointed ears.
"Brittany, will you kindly pay attention to the chemicals you are about to
knock over?" asked her dad from some other part of the lab. She turned back to
the beakers on the desk and set them away from her.
"I heard somebody yell, but I wasn't sure it was you. My experiment kind of...
well... went wrong." she said.
"Went wrong as in it became a shrinking potion not a growth potion, or wrong
like it exploded?" I asked.
"Umm, well... it kind of overflowed and it was one of my trick potions. It
turns people invisible." she said sheepishly. "And you see, Daddy stumbled upon it
before I had it all cleaned up and well..."
"You turned your father invisible?" I said trying not to laugh. "Brittany,
that's just something else."
"Brittany, take Talia upstairs and explain this to your mother." her dad said
from where ever he was.
"Do I have to? It'll wear off in a few minutes. I think. I hope." she said.
"Go." he replied, obviously gritting his teeth even though we couldn't see him.
Oh no! What ever will we do? Brittany's father is invisible. Please R&R. I'll post
more if people like it.
their parents Nightcrawler and Captain Britain. I have no money. None. Don't sue
me. Please don't sue me.
Author's note: I have no claim on sanity. The penguins took it. Anyway, if you see
any of your ideas, and it ticks you off, tell me and I'll do my best to change my
story or give you credit. Don't flame me. Please don't flame me. On with the
insanity!
Another note: This is all in the first person. I (as in me, the resident Canuck) did
none of this. (But you knew that already;-)
Final note: Yes I am a bigger dork than Cyclops, hence the Scott bashing. You are
for-warned Cyke fans. I feel sorry for the guy, but he's a dork. Fortunately, this is
my universe, I'll do what I want. This is rated PG 13. (To be safe)
"I'm baaaaack!" I announced strutting into the foyer of the Braddock Manor.
I'm Talia Wagner for those who care. I don't look far off from my dad, Kurt
Wagner. I don't know if I look anything like my mom 'cause I never met her.
"How could we not notice?" asked Brittany's mom, Meggan.
"Where's Brittany?" I asked.
"In the lab with her father." she said. "I think maybe you should yell again.
I'm sure that there are a few people in China that haven't heard you yet and they'd
have to before those two get drawn out of the lab."
I laughed. Brittany's mom is really nice. I like her 'cause she understands us
and helps us out. She even helped us send a barrage of balloons full of caramel
sauce at Professor Summers when he was lying asleep on the pool deck.
"I think I'll go get them. Hopefully they're not cloning a bunch of sheep or
something." I said. I went down stairs to tell Brittany I had arrived.
"Talia!" she exclaimed when she saw me. She was dressed in a lab coat with
her usual jeans and white t-shirt. She was also wearing gloves and safety goggles
and had her hair plaited back showing off her pointed ears.
"Brittany, will you kindly pay attention to the chemicals you are about to
knock over?" asked her dad from some other part of the lab. She turned back to
the beakers on the desk and set them away from her.
"I heard somebody yell, but I wasn't sure it was you. My experiment kind of...
well... went wrong." she said.
"Went wrong as in it became a shrinking potion not a growth potion, or wrong
like it exploded?" I asked.
"Umm, well... it kind of overflowed and it was one of my trick potions. It
turns people invisible." she said sheepishly. "And you see, Daddy stumbled upon it
before I had it all cleaned up and well..."
"You turned your father invisible?" I said trying not to laugh. "Brittany,
that's just something else."
"Brittany, take Talia upstairs and explain this to your mother." her dad said
from where ever he was.
"Do I have to? It'll wear off in a few minutes. I think. I hope." she said.
"Go." he replied, obviously gritting his teeth even though we couldn't see him.
Oh no! What ever will we do? Brittany's father is invisible. Please R&R. I'll post
more if people like it.