I did this out of pure fun.
Please, if you have the need to laugh your brains out, please do so.
WARNING! If you do not want to laugh your skeleton out, please leave immediatly.
You have been warned...
Karoke Night:
It was one sunny Friday and Ron and Kim were walking on the sidewalk of their college campus. They had been dating for quite sometime.
"Hey, Kim I was wondering if you wanted to go to a karoke restraunt tonight?" asked Ron.
"Why sure, Ron."said Kim uncomfortablly.
Meanwhile...
"Ha! Shego I did it! I finally perfected..My CoCo Moo!" said Drakken.
"Yeah that's nice and all, but I'm gone for the weekend, send me my check, bye!" said Shego as she tried to run out.
"Wait Shego, it's Friday, and we all know what that means..."
"Karoke night." Kim and Shego said in unison,sitting next to each other.
"Next up we have, Drew Lipsky singing "Lather, Rinse, Obey"!said an employee that sounded like Ben Stein
"Testing, one, two, three, ahem"
Yo, Yo, Yo!
I used be Drew, one day I turned blue
As a suede shoe or berry, it makes me look scary
Then I ponytail my hair...y
Got me a nasty scar
And a funky, fresh flying car
Now Drew be Dr. Drakken
So quit that yackin'
Think I'm out? Ha! I'm back in
My lippy sidekick Shego
She kicks me in my ego
Got the freaky glowing hands
Mysuper genius plan
Makes me do my defeat dance
"Worked out all command, grrr, ah,it got back!"
Had dreams to rule theworld
Or buildthe better robot girl
Allend in rejection, so after introspection
I turned my career in another direction
He pointed towards Kim.
Thanks to an all that teen
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean
Though my face is still blue, tell ya' what I can do
Sell you all some freaky shampoo!
Lather, Rinse, and Obey!
It's time to wash your hair today
You may think I'm a villian, yo I'm just chillin', come on let me hear you say...
Lather, Rinse, and Obey!
I'm just a player playin' his play
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's Brainwashing Shampoo and Cranium Rinse!
Fo sheazy, it's off the heazy..
"Oh, my." said Kim.
"Next we have Ron Stoppable with his song "Naked Mole Rap"!" said the employee.
"Prepare to eat my dust, Drakken." said Ron as he passed Dr. Drakken.
"You wish, buffoon." said Drakken as he sat next to Shego and Kim.
"Rufus, give me a beat." said Ron as he took the mic up to his mouth and...
Sorry to leave ya'll hanging, next chapter will have Ron and Kim sing.
Adios!