What do the Team Warrior gang care?
Song: What do we care?
Written by: Henry Mancini
Movie: Tom and Jerry the Movie
Performed by: Team Warrior
Description: When I read the fanfic "But Misty! It's Cold Outside!" I decided to do a little shady and jazzy number. The song "What Do We Care?" is owned by Mancini who wrote it. The lyrics describe the characters from the shows Yugioh GX, Yugioh 5Ds, Sonic X, Pokemon, my fan characters and Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.
Also note:
Normal narration and talking
Singing *Team Warrior members only*
It was midnight and Sonic and his gang were departing from the theatre after they've seen Tom and Jerry the Movie. Ash was humming a rendition of "Friends to the End". It only lasted until they accidentally walk into a dark alley which was known as Team Warrior territory.
"I don't know about this place." Jaden shuddered.
Sonic was about to say something but got cut off by a loud gunshot. In the darkness they saw a familiar silhouette. It was Shadow, the leader of Team Warrior. Standing by him were the members.
"This is our turf faker. In this mean old alley, we're not like pretty pussy pally people. And this is our domain. I hope I made that plain. You're dead if you're not out of here. I wanna make that very clear. This is how we are and this is how we stay. OK?"
"*gulp* Okay." Answered Sonic and the others.
"OKAY!" Team Warrior replied in unison.
*Jazz music plays*
(Team Warrior members begin their number by snapping their fingers to the beat until they start singing.)
Shadow: What do we care about nice?
Becca: What do we care about sweet?
Chazz: All that we care about spice
And deceit
Shadow: Eating the mice
Chazz: Cheating the dice
Becca: Which is neat,
All: We've got no time for taste
Who's got the time to waste?
We've got a better plan
To be as mean as we can.
Yusei: What do we care about grace?
Akiza: What do we care about shy?
Ruby: What do you say to a pie
In the face,
Duke: Or to a punch
Right in the lunch,
BlackJack: Or the eye?
All: We hate your ugly mug, this putrid place,
The lousy stinkin human race
What we love most
Is just disgusting and gross
Scourge: We don't care for sweet serenity
Paul: We prefer obscenity
Emily: Low life language filling the air
Dawn: So there!
Guys: What do we care for polite?
Gals: What do we care for genteel?
Shadow: What do you say to a fight
Emily: That's for real?
Becca: Really corrupt
Chazz: Don't interrupt
It's a deal
All: We wanna fill the world with truly crude things
Loathsome lewd things, really rude things
Can't you tell?
We hate each other as well
We shout out dirty words in dirty voices
We like dirt bikes, not Rolls Royce's.
Stick it there.
So what the heck do we care?
What do we care?
What do we caaaaaaaaaaaare!
*Music ends*
The song only finished when the police sirens were heard.
"The police! Come on let's go!" Shadow called out.
The gang scattered away to escape the cops, leaving Sonic and his gang in the alleyway.
"I don't believe this." Muttered Sonic.
The End