A really short letter-one-shot I wrote. I don't support relationships, as you see.
Amy's Letter
Dear Fanfiction,
Why must you torture me in your stories? I don't like Ian, got it? DON'T LIKE. Write that down. First of all, Ian and I are cousins, COUSINS!
Luke, Jane, Thomas, Katherine aren't the Greek gods where in Percy Jackson, a son of Apollo could marry a daughter of Athena! We are blood related, so it would be GROSS if we married.
Same with Dan and Natalie. They are cousins, for heaven's sake! And don't forget about Sinead and Hamilton. That's a big no-no. They don't even like each other!
Look, Cahills marry Vespers or outsiders. Cora Wizard married a Vesper, Broderick Wizard. Our mom, Hope, married Arthur, who was, in fact, a Vesper. And Vikram Kabra married Isabel, who was a Vesper.
So all of you that are about to type something about Amian, STOP! I do not want to hear or see one more Amian story! PLEASE!
For my sanity's sake, stop!
Sincerely,
Amy Cahill.