I don't own Naruto but I wish I did.

My first story so please don't kill me. (You can't, duh)

It was a bright sunny day. Sasuke had just returned to Kohona a few months ago. He woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning. He brushed his teeth and took a shower. After that he went to team 7's normal meeting place. Only to find Sakura there. Her soft silky bubble gum hair blowing from the wind while she leaned on the railing. Sakura sensed someone and looked up just to find the one and only Sasuke Uchiha.

"Oi, Sasuke-kun."

"Sakura." (OMG he just replied for once.) And Sasuke took his place next to Sakura leaning on the rail.

Everyone knows who we are forgetting...A loud, noisy...

"Morning Sakura-chan, Sasuke-Teme!"

"Oi, Naruto!!" replied Sakura

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"Uhhh..?????Tomato Loving Teme!"

That hit the spot. Sasuke faced Naruto with one, no two, no three, stop lets say a lot of veins on Sasuke's forehead.

"Ramen Loving Freak!" Yelled the now pissed off Sasuke

"No you just dis my ramen?!?"

Do they ever shut-up?! Yelled inner Sakura

I don't think so. Sakura replied.

Well, we'll show them.

What do you mean by we?? Oh no...Don't you dare think about coming on out.

I am and I will. Fear the power of inner Sakura!!

"Both of shut your pipe holes!!!"

They both looked at Sakura with eyes as big as white dinner plates. When all of a sudden...there was a poof in a tree.

"Kakashi, you're late!" Yelled Naruto, pointing a finger at him.

"I was-" He didn't get to finish because of Naruto.

"Lost on the road of life, we know, we know."(But no one knows the real answer.)

"Well, back to what I was saying. Oh yes. Our Next mission is...

To Pull Weeds how exciting!!!"

!Sweat Drops!

"Kakashi-sensei why do I Naruto, the future hokage have to pick weeds?"Naruto wined.

"Naruto, this is a simple mission. You should be able to do this. Right?"Sakura said

"That dobe can barley do anything."

"That's not true teme. I can do anything. Unlike you who can't." (Sorry Sasuke fans)

"Hn."

"See I made him speechless Sakura-chan.Speechless.Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!"

"Meet at the gates tomorrow morning at 5 am.Until then I will see you all soon." A poof and Kakashi was gone.

"Yeah, you pervert. Anyway, Sakura-chan will you go out on a date with me? Please??"Naruto pleaded

Who does he think he is?

Uhhh... Naruto.

No. Wrong again. Is it me or is my outer stupid? He is trying to steal OUR women.

She is not mine, ours or whatever.

I'm going to..

You're going to do nothing.

You want to see pretty boy?

That's Mr. Pretty Boy to you.

Sasuke(outer) has tape and a Long, Long rope.

Hey buddy what are you going to do with that???

Something that will shut your ass up"BUDDY."

Wow.. My butt talks. Tight.

You little retard.

Meanwhile with Naruto and Sakura:

"Sakura-chan what-why is Sasuke-teme making faces?"

"I don't know Naruto, I don't know."

Back to Sasuke's little world.

Sasuke ties his inner self with the long, long rope and tapes his mouth with duck tape.

Mmmmummmph. mumbled inner Sasuke

What? I can't hear you. Ha, Ha, Ha.

"Uhh..I'll be leaving now. Bye Naruto, Sasuke-kun."

"Oh, bye Sakura-chan."

"I'm leaving Naruto."

"Uhh.?Okay. Bye Teme."

"Hn. Dobe."

"What did you say Teme?"

Sakura was walking home. The wind was slightly blowing making her bubble gum hair shine under the silver moon light. but she had only one thing in mind.

I wonder why Sasuke-kun was making those funny faces.

Maybe he...no. Never mind.

End of Chapter...

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