Lex put the tape in the VCR and it played static.

"Useless...Why would someone send this to me?!" He growls in frustration.

Just as he is about to stop it, " I rode into town on an ass." It pauses, " yo mama's ass." The video plays in a very deep mans voice.

Lex stares at the blank screen momentarily, then shuts it off and ejects the tape. He shakes his head. What kind of idiotic joke is this?