me:I've never! is a fun game! i have played it! with pepsie! but they will
play with vodka! i am sooooo evil!
disclaimer: i do not own yu-gi-oh, i do not own the game i've never or
neopets! this funny fanfic is mine though!
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tristin: i am soooooooooooooo bord!!!!!! yugi: yeah i can understand i am bord to! joey: lets play i've never! tea: well...... can i invite someone? bakura: me to! yugi: iiiiiii gess it couldn't hurt. tea+bakura:yay!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong! ding dong! bakura: hi malik! so ready to play i've never?!?!?! malik:WHAT?!?!?!?! you didn't say anything about i've never! or that anyoneelse was here! everyone except bakura and malik:(sweatdrop) o.O' bakura: aha ahaha uhhhhhh...... yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... oppsey?(shugs) malik: YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5 min. later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong ding dong!!!!!!
tea: hi seto! come play now! seto: you said nothing about playing with you! you said th.... tea:(cuts him off) i said that ummmm.... cuz i knew you wouldn't come if i told the truth! (sweatdrop)^_^'''' seto:wait! i am not playing a game with HIM! (points at joey) Joey: and i wont play with seto kaiba! yugi: guys com down! just inore eachother! tea: please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 min. later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ joey: i will go first! i've never called someone a puppy dawg! (seto takes a sip glareing at joey) tea: i've never been seen naked! tristin: hey you locked me out befor i got in the shower! tea: oh well everyone saw you so drink! (tristin drinks sending her a glare) seto: i've never kissed the same sex as me. (joey, bakura, malik,tristin and tea take a sip) seto: TEA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! tea:dare trust me a dare! tristin:i've never ate a live worm. (seto takes a sip) everyone looks at him. seto: look, i was small and it looked like spagettie! (everyone falls down anime style.) bakura: i've never..... ummmm.... played this game!^_^ (everyone eles takes a sip) malik: i've never snuk a drink when no one is looking! (tristin and seto take a drink) tristin: man... this is fun! yugi: i've never been called a puppy dawg! joey: (growls) trader! (joey takes a sip. joey: my turn again!!!^_^ uhhhh..... i've never.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7 hours of playing i've never!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
seto: m-mabe we should stop? joey: is that an i've never question?!?!?! seto: i don't know.. what is an i've never question? joey: i don't know ask yug-i yugi: yes cuzzzzzz i am sssssssssmart! tea: who are you? tristin: i am a zafara! seto: well I am a ixi! ^______________^ bakura: ^____________________________________^ i like neopets!!!! malik:me to me to!!!^_________________________________^ tea: whats a neopet? yugi: i know cuzzzzzzzz i am sssssssssssssmart!!!!!!! tea: then what is it? yugi:what is what? tea: a neopet? yugi: a neo as a pet! everyone ecept yugi: ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! joey: lets play truth or dare! everyone: ok! (they all pass out on the floor)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong ding dong!!! seto: huh? yugi: i feel like i've been ran over by a truck! tea:gosh! i rember! we passed out after playing i've never! joey:can someone get that? (tristin leaves to get door) seto: my poor head! joey: my poor hansom face! it is ruined! look i got vodka all over it! tristin:it's mokuba! seto: hi mokuba. mokuba: uhhhhhh seto? i got back from toms sleepover... and you wernt there.... and what happened to you? seto: nothing. mokuba: i know you will say no,.... but can i go to tom's again? seto:sure! mokuba: yay!(runs away) seto: wear clean underware! (mokuba falls down anime style) mokuba:(emberresed) ok fine!
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joey now time tou play truth or dare! everyone: sure!
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me: like it? seto:no! yugi: your an evil person! me: no! just a fun loveing person!!! malik:you do know me and bakura are NOT gay! i hope you know that! joey: me and tristin arnt either! me: ok! bye! oh and read and review! and tell me if i should make them play truth or dare!
tristin: i am soooooooooooooo bord!!!!!! yugi: yeah i can understand i am bord to! joey: lets play i've never! tea: well...... can i invite someone? bakura: me to! yugi: iiiiiii gess it couldn't hurt. tea+bakura:yay!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong! ding dong! bakura: hi malik! so ready to play i've never?!?!?! malik:WHAT?!?!?!?! you didn't say anything about i've never! or that anyoneelse was here! everyone except bakura and malik:(sweatdrop) o.O' bakura: aha ahaha uhhhhhh...... yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... oppsey?(shugs) malik: YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5 min. later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong ding dong!!!!!!
tea: hi seto! come play now! seto: you said nothing about playing with you! you said th.... tea:(cuts him off) i said that ummmm.... cuz i knew you wouldn't come if i told the truth! (sweatdrop)^_^'''' seto:wait! i am not playing a game with HIM! (points at joey) Joey: and i wont play with seto kaiba! yugi: guys com down! just inore eachother! tea: please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 min. later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ joey: i will go first! i've never called someone a puppy dawg! (seto takes a sip glareing at joey) tea: i've never been seen naked! tristin: hey you locked me out befor i got in the shower! tea: oh well everyone saw you so drink! (tristin drinks sending her a glare) seto: i've never kissed the same sex as me. (joey, bakura, malik,tristin and tea take a sip) seto: TEA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! tea:dare trust me a dare! tristin:i've never ate a live worm. (seto takes a sip) everyone looks at him. seto: look, i was small and it looked like spagettie! (everyone falls down anime style.) bakura: i've never..... ummmm.... played this game!^_^ (everyone eles takes a sip) malik: i've never snuk a drink when no one is looking! (tristin and seto take a drink) tristin: man... this is fun! yugi: i've never been called a puppy dawg! joey: (growls) trader! (joey takes a sip. joey: my turn again!!!^_^ uhhhh..... i've never.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7 hours of playing i've never!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
seto: m-mabe we should stop? joey: is that an i've never question?!?!?! seto: i don't know.. what is an i've never question? joey: i don't know ask yug-i yugi: yes cuzzzzzz i am sssssssssmart! tea: who are you? tristin: i am a zafara! seto: well I am a ixi! ^______________^ bakura: ^____________________________________^ i like neopets!!!! malik:me to me to!!!^_________________________________^ tea: whats a neopet? yugi: i know cuzzzzzzzz i am sssssssssssssmart!!!!!!! tea: then what is it? yugi:what is what? tea: a neopet? yugi: a neo as a pet! everyone ecept yugi: ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! joey: lets play truth or dare! everyone: ok! (they all pass out on the floor)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ding dong ding dong!!! seto: huh? yugi: i feel like i've been ran over by a truck! tea:gosh! i rember! we passed out after playing i've never! joey:can someone get that? (tristin leaves to get door) seto: my poor head! joey: my poor hansom face! it is ruined! look i got vodka all over it! tristin:it's mokuba! seto: hi mokuba. mokuba: uhhhhhh seto? i got back from toms sleepover... and you wernt there.... and what happened to you? seto: nothing. mokuba: i know you will say no,.... but can i go to tom's again? seto:sure! mokuba: yay!(runs away) seto: wear clean underware! (mokuba falls down anime style) mokuba:(emberresed) ok fine!
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joey now time tou play truth or dare! everyone: sure!
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me: like it? seto:no! yugi: your an evil person! me: no! just a fun loveing person!!! malik:you do know me and bakura are NOT gay! i hope you know that! joey: me and tristin arnt either! me: ok! bye! oh and read and review! and tell me if i should make them play truth or dare!