"FUCK, FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!" Yelled Archie as the hot wax was removed from his chest in one swift movement. May was sitting in a chair in the corner, laughing hysterically, while Archie was holding onto the table he was laid out on for life.

"You're a real bitch sometimes May," He hissed in pain.

"I know," May choked out, clutching her stomach in laughter. The Esthetician waxing Him didn't even make a single expression, having gone through this procedure many a time.

"I swear to Arceus, next time you won't be so- ARCEUS FUCKING- URGHH!" Archie swore again as the Esthetician ripped off a patch right around his nipple. May let out another fit of laughter. Archie's legs had already been stripped of hair, but they were far less painful compared to his chest.

"Only one more nipple left," May snorted.

"I hate you so mu- AAAGGGHHH, ARCEUS FUCK!" Archie screamed again.

"Alright, you're done," The Esthetician threw the last piece of wax paper in the trash. "I have to say though, you are one of the hairiest men I've ever waxed."

"Thanks for the compliment," Archie grumbled, sitting up. Archie brought a hand to his now completely hairless chest, and made an expression of shock when he felt it.

"Holy fuck, it's so smooth," Running his hands over his chest and legs. "May, you have to feel this!"

"Can't it wait until we get out of here?" She replied. "I don't want to be seen touching you like that in pub- EEK!"

Archie grabbed May's hand and brought it to his chest. "It's like, not even my chest anymore!" Luckily, the Esthetician had left the room already. But the door was still open.

May yanked her hand away, her face beet red. "Don't ever do that again!"

Archie smiled at her embarrassment. "Oh come on, I know you want to." He brought her hand back to him, this time on his thigh. He was in his swim trunks, which were admittedly a bit tight on him. He didn't wear underwear under his wetsuit, but he had worn a T-shirt and his swim trunks for the occasion. May currently held his shirt.

"No, I don't!" She tried to pull back her hand again, but he had a tight grip on it this time.

"I think you'll change your mind once we get back to the base," He purred in her ear, bringing her hand further up his thigh.

May slapped him with her free arm that had his shirt tucked under it. He released her hand to grab his reddening cheek. She stormed out of the room and threw his shirt at him, face still red. Archie chuckled and slipped his shirt on and followed her out of the room.

"This was your idea after all.."