Short Stories
Alex Shepard and The Scout Walk Into A Bar
One day Alex Shepard was having problems with his job so he decided to go and have a beer at the local pub. The Scout was having girlfriend and family problems so he decided the same. So these two men both having many problems walk into this bar, after afew drinks they begin to talk and Shepard asks why The Scout wears the headset. The scout hate when people ask this particular question, and he goes off. One thing leads to another and the both end up pulling out weapons. Shepard pulls out his old rusty Wrench and The Scout pulls out his dented shined metal baseball bat. Shepard decides to go get army help. The Scout say, "Ok." And walks off. These two have beef now, they hate each other. The next time they meet Shepard has the army general of his group and The Scout has noone. Shepard thinks why but gets over it and says, " Ha! Your DEAD!" As soon as he finishes his sentence The Heavy walks in and says, "You! YOU ARE DEAD!" and points to Shepard. Shepard is shocked he drops his wrench, as soon as the General goes to grab his weapon the heavy gives him a punch to the face and he's dead and gone. Shepard soils himself and then The Heavy and Scout begin to laugh. He is begins to think, "Why?" When the scout says, " Do you know who your dealing with?" The general turns into the spy and stands up, he begins laughing too. Shepard is embaressed and sad. The next night when he sleeps in his army bunker he falls onto the floor and is woken. He gets up and walks to the door. He trips and stumbles on a gun and is shot in the face. Killed Instantly. Shepard is dead.
R.i.P
Alex Shepard
He fought for our sins! Oh no wait, he was in a shitty add- on.