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(A/N: I am warning you now this an extremely weird case of you tube video syndrome!)
Kyo walked into the house that day to find something strange happening, he walked in on Tohru, Uo-chan, Hana-chan, Hatsuharu, Yuki-kun, and even Momiji was doing this thing to help Tohru gain self-confidence, by filming this strange as hell music video, for some band in America called Offspring… he thinks what the hell am I still doing here? Yuki grabs him and says
"Miss Honda he can play the part that we have left!"
"Oh! That is a great idea Yuki-kun! Kyo please help me with this!"
Kyo thinks to himself first NO! NO! NO! Why can't I ever say no to you?
"Okay Tohru sure, what do I have to sing?" She says thanks to him so many times but it is much better than you think, Kyo, thinks it is kinda hot in a way, sigh Arisia is right, he is a dumbass…
"Okay let's begin, Kyo you know your part right?"
"Uh huh, uh huh." Everyone laughs at his joke on his lines.
"Give it to me baby!" Uo-chan sings
"Uh huh, uh huh." Kyo sang nonchalantly back
"Give it to me baby!" Tohru had to sing
"Uh huh, uh huh" Kyo embarrassed and not thinking nods vigorously while the other guys mutter and laugh about it.
"Give it to me baby!" Finally Hana-chan
"Uh huh, uh huh" Kyo brushes the girls off
"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy." Kyo acts proud about it.
"Uno dos tres quarto cinco, cinco ses" now for Hatsuharu.
"You know it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial!" Yuki's shot…
"So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!" The scene below is the same as the first one.
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly"
"For a white guy" the three girls sing and wink.
"He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice!" that was Hatsuharu.
"Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lilly ass!
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do the trendy thing!" Yuki as well…
"Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asks for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick." Momiji started again this time everything else is still the same… lol
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres quarto cinco, cinco ses
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
They finished just before Kisa-chan and everybody else walked in and they were left wondering if Kyo really was pretty fly, for a white guy…
Otaku's Corner:
Okay that was lame. Even for me… but I thought it was funny, and if you are a white guy and got offended, please don't be since I have other white guy friends who laughed their asses of about it… Also thank you for reading this if you did and for everyone HAPPY THANKSGIVING!