So, one day Erika the Killjoy Space Pirate and Trixie Dreamhooter the furry stripper with a tiny dick hidden somewhere were on their way to the magical land of fairy candy and shit. BUT ONE DAY shit went wack, yo, and all dey candy started given dem peeps cavitays n shit. yall bustas don't even know n shit.

Trixie then said, in a mildly erotic and fucking smexy as all ass voice, "Erika, wat is it that we dooooooooooo?"

"i am nat xactly jersy shore, tirxie, all we'z know is dat jimmie bob mcgee and the lonely hurts club brigade been cuasue n trubblems in da hood, ma niqqa." and den she prosessed to commandeer her fuckin tight as shit, yo, air ship that ran on the tears of choirboys, robbed of their youth and innocence. god knew it would a more volitamatile fuel that that which was made of the falsy created dinosaur lube deep in mother earth's crevices

"Wat 'bout you're Va-jay-jay-penis, Errika?" Trixie stammered as all of her clothes popped off. "Has it been stolen by the man which we call Jessup Bandadaman? Again."

THEN IN A FLASH, BREADMAN APPEARED OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH.

"by the nine, doth mine loafy ears betrayeth mein buttery eyes?!"

And then Goro killed Trixie and she returned as an angel.

"but where dothesth come goroeth frome eth?" said Erika in a long stint of verbal dierreash because she's tryin gto hard to keep to the midedasidaval ear-ah speech impetiments, but not before Batman had dream sex with all of them on his yatch. But then Naruto used chidorii powers and shot forth them from hithern eyes and suddenly godzilla began to eat the timestream and stuff, causing david tennant to grow and erection that spanned all of time and spice, moisting the panties of all the overweight doctor who fan girls that ever existed and will. Yet doctor fangirls don't even panty so they kissed him on the shaft and went down it into the basement when Eren's father kept all the hustlers, of which he had been gridnind down into a fine salutuion and injecting into eren and annie and mikasa and ARUMIN ARULEOTO's and Goku's bloodstreams, causing their testerone to skyrocket to alien levels (which is funny, becuse Goku is alien), turning them into giant frothing dick magnets ie TITanS with sper Tits and shit causeing spontaneous growth of titans (DICKS, ERECTIONS, STIFFIES) that were capable of destroying gates

(PUSSIES, VAGINaS, BABY GATES)

Then suddenly a bomb went off on mars and blew up a hole in the baby gates and everyone got fucked mentally because the third impact happened and Shinji became man with stuff in place and he kissed his father he loved so much til they exploded which made a forth impact on the Titans. But Diantoquanisha and Erika swooped in to save the day after their lesbo rump which never happened until KYGRU The ALMOST MAGE bit a squirl and turned it into a super squirl via the magical elixer that exisited inside of his liver and came out every three fullllllllluuuuu mooons. n shit. squirl then went and ate an acorn which was majic and mmade him grow into a human boy, a rl human boy. who was also part robot. and wasn't human, was actually niklaus chagrin.

Niklaus then had an affair with Nokila Tesler and ate himself and used the power of the fucking overpower deity to become a gray star with super man in his path all he had to do was absorb him like some shitty majin boo until scooby doo and the gang uncovered his mask and he turned out to be JUST CHUCK TESTA.

yolo rack citty twerk team fo life my niqqa swaq fo daisy got mo coin dan patricia swazie until end of time love u boo. Chuck Testaclees es bro with universal hemmorage.