A/N: I have watched twilight, god knows how many times, and then I started noticing some things that were wrong, so I started writing them down, this will be quite a few chapters
1. Bella looks nothing like her mother.
2. When Bella first see's the Cullen's they are eating, it goes against the books.
3. Rosalie looks kind of fat.
4. Edward has very hairy hands.
5. Even thought it is freezing in Forks there is a fan in the science room.
6. Bella is not very kind to Charlie, I mean come on he does try. He buys her a purple blanket and a truck, yes a truck to drive in.
7. Bella has something against the colour purple.
8. Bella has quite a cool laptop, there is no computer.
9. Bella is so superficial, there is nothing wrong with one bathroom.(a/n: I have one bathroom in my house)
10. Bella hates the cold, right, well isn't Edward cold? Last time I checked he was.
A/N: so how was that? More chapters coming soon!