This is the first of a series of unrelated Angeal/Zack drabbles, one shots and prompts. I've had people mistake my drabble collections as series before. Nope. These aren't in any order. If for some reason something will have two parts, it'll be mentioned in the chapter, and will probably be named the same thing with a 'part 2' or soemthing in the little chapter title bar. This is rated M even though not all of them will be rated M. For example, I don't think this one really is. But some undoubtedly will be, I tend to not be able to resist. So I'm going to go ahead and jump the gun with the rating.

Well, the collection of Zangeal is finally getting around to existing outside of my computer files...I'll start you all off with some humor, how about that? All of the drabbles will contain some sort of Angeal/Zack-ness. This one in particular also has the barest hint of Sephiroth/Genesis. But seriously...if you blink you'll miss it.

Disclaimer: This is the only disclaimer I'll be posting in here, alright? I don't own these characters. I don't foresee any OCs developing for the sake of drabbles. SquareEnix owns it all. If this changes, then I'll let you know.

Conflicting Instructions

"Zack." Angeal said tiredly, turning his head to look at the boy. Zack had suddenly sidled up behind him was pressed against his back, one ankle hooked around Angeal's.

"Yes?" Zack asked pleasantly, tilting his head to look up at him.

"Zack, stop that." Angeal said, trying to keep his face neutral. In addition to pressing his front provocatively against Angeal's back, Zack's hands were exploring places that really could hardly be considered appropriate.

Like the way his palms were rubbing firmly against Angeal's hips or how the tips of his fingers were crawling their way downward to the juncture between his abdomen and hips, rubbing suggestively against his thighs.

"Stop what?" Zack asked playfully, giving Angeal his best combination of puppy eyes and bedroom eyes.

For some reason, as strange as it sounded, it was extremely seductive, especially when Zack bit his lip just like that…

"Stop…touching…" Angeal said firmly, somehow able to resist.

Zack pulled away, pouting. "Stop? Since when do you want me to stop? You didn't mind last night, even though neither of us could wait until we got properly undressed or even into the bedroom and we just did it against the refrigerator. You didn't tell me to stop touching that time in Sephiroth's office, in fact, I think it was you who suggested just using the desk even though all we had to cover it was Genesis' coat…you said it was his own fault for stripping all over the place, even though you were the one pulling your pants off…and you didn't tell me to stop touching on Tuesday when you caught me jerking off after unarmed combat class, and wasn't it you who started all this touching in the first place two months ago after we finished practicing, you know, in that private room? Remember how I was just too sexy to resist, all hot and sweaty from how hard you worked me? I'm still not sure what we ended up doing was any way to cool me off; in fact I think you just worked me harder…but yeah. What the hell? Why should I stop touching?"

Angeal stared at him blankly for a moment, a mixture of horror and resignation that all this was actually happening spreading across his features.

"Because Zack…I'm in a meeting." He said heavily.

Zack blinked, looking up and then around at the stunned circle of people.

"My desk?" Sephiroth asked, his voice calm but his eyes burning.

Genesis had shed his leather coat furiously, cursing loudly. He held it out with two fingers. "You will be paying to dry-clean this. And if I'm not satisfied you will pay to have another one custom ordered."

"Why don't you tell us what your coat was doing in Sephiroth's office in the first place?" Zack fired back, but his cheeks were quickly turning red. Not because he was embarrassed at what they'd heard…though Lazard did look as though he was in danger of being sick and Reno looked delighted enough that it was probably going to be all over ShinRa in the next five minutes...but because Angeal certainly wasn't going to be happy about this little slip up. This probably meant he was not going to be getting any sex tonight.

And damn it all, it was bondage night!

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