WRITTEN WITH THE HELP OF RatherOddRanger, which is why Kyle/Bluecap is a thing.

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Stan was holding his red poof ball hat tightly as he walked up to Wendy's locker. To say he was nervous was an understatement.

In the past month the two had broken up over kickstarter, argued and nearly broke up again following the dodge ball incident.

Stan REALLY hoped she was in a good mood.

''Hey Wendy.'' Stan said as cool as he possibly could but it was evident in his tone he was nervous.

Wendy looked up from her locker.

''Oh hey Stan what's up?'' She said slightly annoyed, the events of the last volleyball game still fresh in her mind.

''Well …'' He began looking nervous which Wendy noticed alongside a poster on the wall behind him advertising the school dance this Friday night.

Wendy smiled at the nervous boy before taking hold of his shaking hand.

''Yes Stan I know you were just trying to help with McNuggets, yes I still want to be your girlfriend and YES I will go to the dance with you this Friday.'' She then finished by planting a quick kiss on Stan's cheek.

Stan's face red went pure crimson red just as Cartman came walking past shouting ''HA! GAY!'' at the pair, not noticing a certain Dragonborn was just grabbing his stuff from his locker.

"Seriously this school is nothing but a bunch of gay wads trying t-ACK! *COUGH* *COUGH*'' Without warning Cartman started coughing violently mid-sentence followed by him then shitting his pants.

''O GOD!'' He screamed as he ran to the toilet whilst all of the other kids just pointed and laughed.

''Good one new kid.'' Butters said to Douchebag as he high five him just as a certain blonde haired girl came up to the pair.

''Hey Butters …'' Annie began. ''Could you give me and Douchie a little alone time please?''

''Ah ok, I get ya.'' Butters said happily. ''You want to drag new kid into a closet or the cissy bathroom to make out or something. No problem, see you guys later.'' Butters said with a wink and then walked away as Douchebag face palmed.

Annie rolled her eyes before looking at her boyfriend, her brave knight.

''Dovie, I was wondering if you were going to the dance this Friday night?'' Annie asked him with her sweetest voice.

Confused Douchebag looked around and soon noticed the posters, it didn't take a super genius to work this out.

''Only if you grant me the honor malady.'' Douchebag said smiling as he held out his hand as Annie giggled whilst blushing.

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During lunch the guys gathered around the table, amazed at the fact that for once they might not have their lunch interrupted by Cartman.

''So fatass got sent home for crapping his pants?'' Kyle asked as Stan nodded whilst eating his pizza.

''Can we change the subject please? People are trying to eat here.'' Craig said somewhat annoyed.

''Ok let's talk about the Friday dance! I'm taking my girlfriend Lisa Berger!'' Clyde exclaimed happily.

Kyle rolled his eyes at Clyde. ''In other words your going to be spending most of the night staring at your phone?''

''Why do you make it sound like a bad thing?'' Clyde asked confused.

''Dang if your taking Lisa then maybe Bebe will be free? Better get on THAT!'' Kenny said as he jumped out of his seat and headed towards the girls table.

Now it was Stan's turn to roll his eyes and then chuckle when he spotted Douchebag doing the same. ''Say new kid, you taking Annie? Might be able to get us a ride if you pair need a lift?''

''Thanks man but what about Kyle and his date?'' He asked as Kyle went wide eyed.

''Um … my date's mom is dropping us off.'' Kyle said nervously.

Not noticing Stan continued, ''Ah cool who is it?''

''Um … no one important.'' Kyle said as he looked around nervously, thankfully none of the other boys noticed Bluecap winking at him.

''It's not Rebecca again is it?'' Stan asked worried.

''Um … No.'' Kyle replied with a raised eyebrow.

''Nelly the list keeper?'' Stan asked again.

''No she has a boyfriend.'' Kyle replied again.

''Sally Turner?'' Token asked.

''She's going with Tommy.'' Kyle replied again, sounding slightly irate.

''Tommy Turner? Her brother?'' Clyde asked confused.

''She's adopted.'' Craig pointed out.

''Jenny Simon?'' Butters then asked.

Kyle sighed at that name. 'No … She's going with Pete Melman.'' He muttered under his breath.

''Wow …'' Stan said wide eyed.

''What about her friend Lola?'' Craig asked and then the table went silent.

''DUDE!'' Kyle exclaimed. ''I'd rather take Stan's sister then her!''

"Which one?" Stan joked before adding ''Dude I wouldn't wish that on Cartman.''

"Kyle's right. That girl is nothing but self image and swallow. She's even worse then Clyde when it comes to looks.'' Token added.

''Yeah.'' Clyde said with a chuckle but then realized what Token said. ''Hey wait a minute!''

''Ah man! I'm such a loser!'' Tweek exclaimed as he twitched and fidgeted. ''No girl will want to go with me!''

''I'll take you.'' Craig said as the other boys literally stopped what they were doing, heck even Clyde dropped his cheeseburger into his drink in shock.

''As your friend mind because lets be honest Tweek, you'd be too nervous to go with a girl.'' Craig explained as he looked at the other guys.

''REALLY says something about what you guys think about when I said I'd take him as he's my friend and looks distressed. Maybe you should join the yoai book club or something.'' Craig stated as he went back to eating.

''KENNY!'' Token then shouted. ''How did it go with Kenny, I mean.'' He said trying to change the subject.

The entire table then turn round to see Kenny talking to a very shocked looking Bebe at the girls table just as Dogpoo Petsuki and Kevin Stoley were nervously walking up.

''So any who ladies, who'd like this piece of man meat to take them to the school dance?'' Kenny said raising his eye brows up and down.

''Uh …'' Bebe replied a little uneasy, to her Kenny looked cute without his hood on but his personality on the other hand …

''Granted I can't promise my wandering hands won't be … well wandering.'' Kenny added as he held up his hand, wiggling his fingers. ''So Bebe? Lola? Jenny? Red? What do you say?''

''I have a boyfriend who will kick your ass when he finds out about this!'' Jenny stated angrily to Kenny.

''Um … sorry I'm going with …'' Bebe began to say nervously as she quickly looked around and spotted the first boy closet to her.

''Um this guy … Riley …. Yeah I'm going with Riley here!'' She said rather loudly grabbing Dogpoo and pulling him close.

Kenny blinked in confusion at the sight of Bebe smiling and holding a very shocked and confused Dogpoo close to her.

''Your going as Dogpoo Petsuki's date? Talk about desperate.'' He said as Dogpoo looked at him annoyed.

''I have a name McCormick and it's Riley Petsuki for your information!'' He snapped at him. ''And unlike you I know how to treat women like the heavenly goddess hey are!''

''Goddess you say?'' Bebe asked him with a blush as she twirled some of her hair in her fingers. She was also grateful he got his name right as she said it on a guess.

''YUCK! You make want to vomit, you try too hard!'' Kenny said bitterly.

Wendy looks to some of the others girls like Lola, Annie, Jenny, Red etc and all of them roll their eyes at the sight of Dogpoo debating ethics with Kenny, or at least trying to.

''Excuse me Lola.'' Said a low nervous voice, namely belonging to Kevin Stoley.

''Huh?'' Lola asked confused. ''What do you want Dr. Nerdenstien?'' She said coldly.

''Well I was wondering if you'd like to go to the dance with me? … Please?'' Kevin asked as the sweat started pouring down his forehead.

Annie and Wendy exchanged smiles with one another, they thought it was sweet how Kevin mustered up the courage to ask Lola out. Sadly Lola didn't think so as she started laughing. LOUDLY.

She literally started pounding her fist onto the table as she laugh and finally stopped wiping a tear from her eye as Kevin looked on shocked and upset.

''Oh …'' Lola said as if she had just realized something. ''You were serious?''

Kevin nervously nodded, tears filling up his eyes.

''Ah …'' Lola said tapping her chin. "Ok then, well look Levin.''

''Kevin.'' He replied quickly with a sniffle.

''Whatever it's not like I care!'' Lola said waving her hands. ''Look thing is, I'd rather attempt to kiss Stan Marsh whilst he was vomiting all over my face then go on a date with you. Got it?''

She said pointing her finger into Kevin's chest as he tried in vain to hold back the tears.

''Now run along and do a Cartman and cry to your action figures or something Nerdimus Prime.''

Kevin Stoley then ran away crying as the other girls on the table looked on in shocked. Some kids who saw and overheard this started laughing whilst others looked on in horror.

''LOLA!'' Wendy snapped at her friend. ''You could have easily just said no thank you instead of humiliating him!''

Lola simply shrugged as she started eating her cheeseburger. ''My way was more fun. I love seeing nerds cry''

Kenny looked at Lola wide eyed and in shocked. ''Wow … what a bitch!'' He said pointing before walking away.

''I wonder if my ex-girlfriend Tammy is about?'' He said to himself as he started looking around.

''I should go and make sure he's ok.'' Dogpoo said as he was about to leave only for Bebe to tighten the grip on his arm.

'Huh?'' Dogpoo asked noticing Bebe was still looking at him with crimson cheeks. She giggled before asking him ''Tell me more about my lovely eyes.''

''Man poor Kevin …'' Stan said as Douchebag nodded to him in return.

''Ah well you win some and you lose some, or in Stoley's case you never lose it! BURN!'' Clyde said happily as he held up his hand up.

''High five?'' He asked the table of boys who just looked at him annoyed.

''Don't leave me hanging guys.'' He asked as the others just shook their heads at him. Suddenly, the table jerked and Clyde fell to the floor, holding his crotch and whining in pain. "F-fuck you Douchebag!" He whimpered.