A PREP'S COMMENTARY ON MY IMMORTAL (originally by Tara Gilesbie of XXXbloodywrists666XXX)

Amber's note: I'm here to put the preppy perspective on the world's worst goffic fanfic. Enjoy. I'll be in bold with the curly brackets.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) {Can I start by saying how upset I am that they aren't lesbians? I was hoping this would spiral into a Heavenly Creatures type scenario. Damn it.} raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2 {We hear of this guy only once again, as opposed to Raven who we hear about in almost every chapter. I'd say he doesn't exist, but if Tara was making up a boyfriend, why wouldn't he have a goffic name?}! MCR ROX! {Sure, whatever.}

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) {And I'm named Amber because my hair is made of real amber.} with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) {You're the boss.}. [[I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) {No. I'm flabbergasted! I thought she was a hippie} and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow {No one makes pure white foundation. It always has some tint to it, and even the palest would still count as beige}. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun {was it hailing too?}, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. {Maybe the preps are worried you're cold because you're out in the rain and snow in a miniskirt?} I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. {The most useful conversation in the whole fic.}

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! {Um… NO.}