Hey yall! Just for a warning, Im from Texas so…..yeah.
1. Pick on his human brother.
2. Kidnap Bella so he can't make fun of her.
3. Make him sing all of the FREE CREDIT REPORT commercials.
4. Beat him in an arm wrestling match.
5. Tell him your boyfriend is much hotter than him (only if you are a girl).
6. Screw with his family.
7. Ship him to a place that is always sunny.
8. Make him go shopping with Alice.
9. Tell him you are stronger than him.
10. Call Rosalie a slut.
11. Dye all of his shirts neon pink.
12. Burn all of his pants.
13. Replace all of his underwear with speedos.
14. Make him eat M&Ms.
15. Call him Emmy-Poo!
16. Make him dress like an Easter Bunny !
17. Hide his videogames.
18. Glue porn all over his room to piss off Rosalie.
19. Kill all grizzlies within a 100 mile radius.
20. Paint his jeep pink.
21. Destroy said jeep.
22. Force him to hang out with Jacob.
23. Tell him Felix was ogling at Rosalie.
24. Write letters to him in Pig-Latin.
25. Blame it all on Jasper.
I cannot take complete credit for all of these. My two friends Jenn and iitskiim helped me. Iitskiim is my co-writer. Please review!