"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, yes, on everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, And this is how it goes..." That's what everyone in Mount Justice heard as soon as the Boy Wonder walked in.

"Is Robin...singing?" Asks M'gann mentally.

"You thought he was dancing?" Demands Superboy.

"This song is soooo annoying!" Snaps Wally.

"You're annoying, Baywatch."

"I swear Artemis-"

"I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes."

Roy, who just happened to come along looked at Robin like he was crazy. "Are you...singing?"

"I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes." Was the reply.

After ten minutes, no one could take any more.

"Sing." Said Wally, banging his head against the counter. "Something. Else."

"This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it, forever just because.." Robin starts.

Wally groaned. "Rob, stop it.

"This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it, forever just because.."

"It's the song that doesn't end!" Shouts Wally.

"He finally cracked." Remarked Artemis, as the speedster raced out the door, although she didn't sound to particularly sad.

Red Arrow groaned. "Robin if you don't stop it..."

"This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it, forever just because.."

Kaulder walked in, concerned by Wally as he barreled down the hall screaming something inaudible. "What is going on?" He asked cautiously, not sure he wanted to know, judging by Robin's singing, their incredibly annoyed faces, and the way they were all groaning.

"Robin-"

But Robin was no where to be seen.

About ten minutes later, the bird came back with a marker. He handed it to Superboy and asked, "What is this?"

"A marker..."

"PROVE IT!" The boy wonder squealed, and then walked up to M'gann.

"What's this?" He asked, pointing to the counter.

"The counter..."

"PROVE IT!"

He continued for ten minutes, asking them to prove everything, what they're name was, to whether he was a superhero or not. Then he raced out again.

"Who gave him sugar?" Asked Roy, who knew Dick to well.

Everyone shook they're head, minus one speedster, who still hadn't returned.

When he walked back in, he dropped a pen. M'gann picked it up and he screamed, "THAT'S MINE!" and ran away.

Then Robin walked in very calmly.

"Robin?" Asked Superboy, cautiously.

"Yes?"

"Are you alright?"

"Why wouldn't I be alright?"

"You were acting...weird."

"I WIN!"

"What?" Asked M'gann. "What did you win?"

"What're the prizes?"

"What prizes?"

"What are you doing?"

"Talking to you..."

"I WIN!"

Then, once again, the boy wonder ran out.

Then he came back in and sat down. The whole team regarded him cautiously, none of them wanting to approach Robin.

"Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying? Is this annoying?"

Wally came in and groaned. "SHUT UP!


And so it went all day, the constant, repetitive annoying schemes that he thought up to annoy his teammates, and succeeded.

But when the Boy Wonder headed home, Wally said casually, "I'm going to kill him later."

"Can I help?" Asked Roy.

"Yep. Anyone else?"

Soon the whole team was in on the scheme.


Yay! I got it posted! This is for Lilandriss who requested a fic on a picture that fanfiction will not let me put the link up for. It's the image up there ^ though.
I was gonna put something all dark and depressing, but then I thought, but this is such a great opportunity for a friendship sorta thingy.

Sorry if you don't like it... :,-( I was talking to my cousin, and I said, 'Any ideas for a Robin whumpage story?' And he said, 'He annoys them.' And I said, 'That's a really good idea. Torture methods?' And he said, 'Baseball bat to the face.' And I said, 'Well, I don't wanna explain that to Daddy!Bats.' So we modified the idea a little...mwahhah. When you review, give yourself a Virtual Cookie for reading this.

Oh, and I'm gonna put up another story to go with that pic. 'Cause it needed to be aggressive. This was just a weird idea I came up with. *Sigh* Another one?