The Doctor ran around the center of the TARDIS control room, "Amy! Type the word land on the typewriter in 2 seconds!"
Amy's ginger hair swished past the doctor as she ran to the typewriter, her combat boots clicked on the floor. As usual, the TARDIS was about to cause space-time to explode and it was less than a minute from doing so.
"Rory? Have you untangled the sonic cable with the TARDIS's energy string yet?" The Doctor yelled.
"Yeah, just finished!" Rory called.
"Good, one less thing to blow up!"
All of a sudden, with the last ding of a bell that the doctor had chimed, the TARDIS landed, and the alarm system turned off.
Amy breathed a sigh of relief, "Again Doctor? Really? It hasn't even been 36 hours since the last near space-time explody thing has happened!"
The Doctor responded, "What are you talking about? 36 hours ago we had to run into the middle of a battle field to get to the TARDIS which had parked itself up a tree!"
Amy rolled her eyes and said, "Yeah, and then that archer guy-"
The Doctor interrupted, "Not an archer, he was a member of the renaissansic slayrm, and their main weapon is a renaissance of the planet Slayr long bow and arrow which means, that an Archer is from planet earth!"
Amy folded her arms and continued, "What? He was an archer. Okay, and so anyway that guy shot his arrow as we were climbing the tree, and then you," she pointed to the doctor. "Stupidly opened the door to the TARDIS, which let the arrow hit the space shield, which fell and bumped into the time shield, which nearly caused space-time to explode, and it would've! If I had not tripped and hit the stabilizer lever, which very luckily actually worked." She finally stopped rolled her eyes and skipped downstairs to tell Rory that they were safe. The Doctor pouted, knowing that she was right. But, he vowed to still be a stubborn git. Anyhow he looked at the surveillance monitor to know where he was. Not surprisingly it read that he was on earth, someplace in Scotland. The year read 1994, which meant he had to be careful about not a meeting previous, or future regeneration; as he recalled a time when he had gotten a message from himself about not going to England in the year 1994, or was it, 1979. He couldn't remember. Taking the risk, because that was what he did. He called down to Amy and Rory, who were probably kissing, that he was going to take a peek outside. He stepped out of the TARDIS threshold and breathed in the sweet smell of evergreens, snow, and, was that a lake? He looked beyond the snowy field where he landed and saw a huge castle looming over a lake, a creepy forest with a little hut, and something that looked liked a stadium. But before he went exploring, he went back inside to get his tweed jacket. Inside he saw Rory and Amy standing next to the control table holding the jacket out to him.
The Doctor took it from Rory who asked, "So, where are we?"
The Doctor buttoned the jacket up, "Scotland. 1994, large snowy field under a huge castle. Don't worry, it's daytime and the sun is shining."
Amy walked to the narrow blue door and looked out, "So, where do we go Doctor?"
The doctor answered, "There of course!" he pointed to one of the castles many towers, "Got a message as soon as we landed, unfortunately I don't understand a word of it; which is weird though! Normally the Tardis's translation filter, can decrypt any kind of message! No matter the reason/language, but here," he took out the psychic paper, "It doesn't make sense!" Amy tried pronouncing the words on the Index card sized Paper. It was written with English letters, and it looked like Latin, but the TARDIS could translate Latin, so that obviously didn't make sense.
Then Rory suddenly gasped, "Of course! That's where I've seen it before!"
Amy worriedly asked, "What? Seen what before?"
The Doctor listened carefully, also wanting to know what Rory remembered.
Rory continued, "But how can it be here? How is it real!?" He stared at the castle for a second before answering Amy's question. "Hogwarts. This-,"he pointed at the castle. "Is Hogwarts! I read the first book a year after it came out, when all the hype started! The castle! it looks exactly as how it's described in the book!- and the Quidditch Pitch!" he paused and pointed at the stadium. "But," he looked at the Doctor. "That's not possible! Harry Potter is just a figment of JK Rowlings imagination! Right?" he looked at the Doctor.
The Doctor had been standing with his arms crossed getting more worried with each thing Rory had said. When Rory finished he said, "Remember the Pandorica? We thought that was fake too. But then you, Rory died, and became the last centurion, as a figment of Amy's imagination, she forgot you but partially remembered you. Amy and Rory looked at him, realized they were in serious trouble when the Doctor went back inside the TARDIS, "We need to figure this out before it gets any worse!"