A/N – OK guys, this is a pointless rant about HoN and Twilight like that. It has no reason at all – just something to get my anger out on so if you don't like it, jog on.

Here it goes...

OK, well, first off is House of Night.

I just want to say that Stark had NO RIGHT to do that stuff to Zoey. If he hadn't come her life would have been a hell of a lot easier and he comes in claiming her and shit. I like the guy but he is fucked up – he knows some random girl for about 5 minutes then claims they're soul mates. He also fucks stuff up with Erik but that is for later on. I think Stark would have been perfect for Shaunee or Erin or even Stevie Rae like he was meant to be in the beginning. OK, that's enough of Stark...

ERIK! I don't think he did anything wrong AT ALL! What would you do if you walked in on your girlfriend/boyfriend having it with another man when she/he wouldn't even do more than kiss you. Makes you kinda angry, right? So he had every right to say all that stuff to Zoey's friends. Also, everyone blames him for a load of shit but he didn't do anything. Zoey is so upset about what he did to her but he only really called her a slut – which she is – but what about what Zoey did to him? Why does no one ever think about that?

OK, Zoey. I have one word to describe her. WHORE. Enough said.

Stevie Rae is OK but she annoys me a bit, she saw what happened when Zoey kept secrets but she still keeps secrets about really important stuff. I don't see why everyone thinks she is so lovely because she is obviously not. She just needs to get over herself – kinda like Stark does.

I think that is about it for HoN at the moment so we will move on to Twilight.

Jacob! Everyone thinks he is a nice enough guy but really he is over protective, forceful and jealous. He forces himself on Bella and acts like she belongs to him like a possessive jerk. I like Jacob and can understand where he is coming from but he needs to lay off!

Edward. Edward is the most annoying thing ever and I wish that the myths about vampires in sunlight were true in his case. He is most DEFFINATELY over protective and he is just plain annoying. Also, Robert Pattinson is butt ugly. Sorry Edward lovers!

Urgh! This leads onto Bella! I really hate Bella. More than anything. She constantly hurts Jacob and doesn't even care too much then she just ignores him when Edward comes home. She also had the personality of a plank of wood and needs to grow a back bone. I say again – URGH! I personally think it would have been a bloody brilliant story line if she ends up with Paul. Or even better – SHE GOT SQUIDGED BY THE TRUCK IN THE FIRST ONE!!!

Okies...

Enough random shouting now. I think my point is proven. Please review and PM me saying if you agree as I really want to know!