Here's my new story, I hope you enjoy! And for those of you reading any of my other stories, please don't be angry with me for not updating, I have a hole bunch of crap (including writers block) going on in my life right now, the LAST thing I need right now is angry readers. Oh, and you don't have to read/watch Rosario (plus) Vampire to understand this! It just sort-of inspired me!

I was really nervous about this school year. I mean, I think you would be to if you didn't know anyone there! That's not the only thing that's scary, I don't know what I am! I'm sure you'd be scared if were the only one there that didn't know what the heck you were! Okay, you're probably VERY confused right about now, huh? Well, allow me to explain what the heck is going on in my life. It all started about a few days ago…

FLASH BACK FEVER! XD

"Sakura, can you please come here!" my mom called to me from in the living room.

"Yeah Ma, just give me a sec!" I said, putting down my book and blowing another bubble with my gum. I tossed my light blue sheet off of me (yes, contrary to popular belief, my favorite color is NOT pink or red! Yes, I know, shocking, isn't it?), got up off of my bed, and went down the hallway. "Whatcha want, Ma?" I asked her, still chewing on my gum.

"Pay attention, this is important!" She said, knowing fully well that my mind was somewhere else. You can always tell what mood I'm in when I talk to my mom, well, sort of, anyway. When I call her 'Ma', my mind is somewhere else, when I call her 'mom', it's usually most of my other moods, and when I call her 'Mother', I'm usually wanting to be grounded, so anyway, let's continue where we left off! "And will you quit making that noise!"

"Oh, sorry!" I said, spitting my gum out in the nearest trashcan. My mom HATES gum, it makes her sick. "Now, what's so important?" I asked, paying attention.

"You're not going to Kyouyou, you're going to go to Konoha Academy." as she finished, I went into shock. How was I supposed to survive even a day at a school like that when I can't defend myself?! So, when I overcame my shock, I did the best, most rational thing to do. I blew up!

"WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TO A SCHOOL LIKE THAT! I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THERE! I-"

"Haruno Sakura! You will go to this school, and without any complaints!" my Mom cut me off in that 'argue and die' tone. "You're father and I have decided that that would be best for you." She said.

"FINE!" I shouted at her, stomping out of the room. I ran into my room and flopped onto my bed. "He's not my father and he never will be! I bet my father was one of the greatest monsters ever!" I said to myself, but I knew it was a lie, because I was nothing, therefore, I had to have a nothing for a father.

FLASHBACK FEVER DIES!

Byte-Sized Monster Encyclopedia Time! (Byte-Sized Monster Encyclopedia Time is when I, the authoress, takes some time to give possibly vital info for the story, so that it makes more sense! It will disrupt sort-of pause the story, if you will, and when I'm done giving you the info, the story will contiue as if nothing happened! Now, if you watch the Rosario (plus) Vampire anime, then you could say that I play the part of that annoying, yet adorable little bat that always says 'chuu!' at the end of everything! If you read the manga, then I'm the little square at the bottom of a drawing that explains what a certain monster is! XD But if you don't watch the anime or read the manga, then it doesn't matter because this story doesn't follow the plotline, it just inspired this story, and I suggest you do, because it's awesome, but not as awesome as Naruto of coarse! Now on with it! Chuu!)

Name: Haruno Sakura

Date Of Birth (DOB): March 28

Age: 14 (I have to make her that age, instead of 12 or 15 because she's a freshman and she hasn't been held back at all! So, most of the characters will be a year younger than in the Shippuden! Chuu!)

Hair Color: Pink

Eye Color: Green

Height: 5'5" or 1.7meters

Species: Unknown! Chuu!

So, yeah, I was scared, really scared. Who wouldn't be? I mean, not knowing what species of monster you are is almost as bad as being Human! Ag! What am I gonna do? My Mom won't tell me what I am and I have no idea who my father is! You see, my Mom doesn't like talking about my dad, who is apparently the one I get my monster genes from, since I'm obviously not a water fairy, I can't touch the stuff without putting a special herb into it! Now, I don't know why my mother married my step father (who is a Baset), they hardly ever get along!

Bite-sized Monster Encyclopedia Time! A water fairy is obviously a fairy with some-what limited powers over water. A Baset is basically a Whare-Cat that cat switch from human to cat at will, various combinations of cat combined with human, and half cat half human. It usually takes half cat half human form when it's angry and it takes a few years before this can be controlled, which is why babies and toddlers of this species are rarely taken out in public. Chuu!

She married him a few years ago, and I wish she would have asked what I thought of him first! I clutched the Rosario around my neck, hoping it would bring me luck, or at least calm me down. This Rosario is the only thing I have from my father, so I treasure it. I sighed, Alright, I sure hope I can do this!

So, yes, I hope whoever read this likes it! Chuu! XD