Kurama–no, the Kyūbi, was not happy. He hasn't been "Kurama" since ten years after Naruto died, 148 years ago. The source of his unhappiness was ironically shared the same name as his only friend did, with a slight variation in last name. That is, if you call the difference between Uzumaki and Uchiha a slight difference. The Kyūbi certainly didn't.
What made the Kyuubi despise his latest container was a myriad of reasons. For one, he acted way too much like his ancestor, the Seventh Hokage, to be natural. Although he did have quite a lot of arrogance, he was an Uchiha. Kami, he couldn't believe one of Naruto's descendants would have a child with one of Sasuke's.
Ten years after the 135th birthday and death of his one and only friend, the Kyūdaime Hokage–how ironic that was– convinced the village of Konoha and its council that he needed to be imprisoned inside a Jinchūriki once more due to the war looming on the horizon. After Naruto had died, he had released the Kyūbi to live a more peaceful life among the forest filled mountains of the Land of Fire, so when the Kyūdaime, Saito Yakahama, came to take his peace away, he retaliated. The battle resulted in one Kyūbi sealed into the newborn granddaughter of Himawari Uzumaki, and the regaled village leader dead from using the Shikki Fuin, something a little bit too nostalgic for the bijū's tastes.
His most recent container, his sixth to be exact, had been rambling about tomatoes for the past twenty minutes or so to his self-proclaimed fan-club. The boy, of course, was just as oblivious in the subject that was the female species as his his grandmother's great grandfather, not for a moment suspecting they were listening to him with rapt attention for any other reason than that they also loved tomatoes as much as he.
The girls of course were not listening because they liked tomatoes, but because he was Naruto Uchiha, the descendant of both Naruto Uzumaki, the strongest shinobi to ever live and the Seventh Hokage, and Sasuke Uchiha, the only man who could ever walk on even ground with and rival of said Hokage. Who wouldn't want to talk to him? He was practically royalty in the shinobi world, and had ANBU guards protecting him 24/7.
"–so then I was like, 'Mom! Tomatoes are the food of gods! Why would I want to eat vegetables?' and she was all like–"
Ugh. How much longer could he talk about that stupid fruit? The Kyūbi was getting bored. Bored of tomatoes, bored of solitude, but mostly bored of never being let out to fight. Granted, if the jinchūriki were to use his power, he would kill his container instantly by overflowing his chakra coils so they were right to be wary, but boy, was he getting bored.
Perhaps he should have some fun, he thought as a dark chuckle resonated off of the walls of his cement prison.
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Well, that's it for now, just because I have a lot of ideas of how to go from here, but I want to see what kind of feedback I get from just a little pilot and how you guys want to see the story continued. Review/Fave/Follow please!
Family tree for clarification (only showing the direct line down to Naruto Uchiha):
Uzumaki blood= bold
Naruto & Hinata Uzumaki
Ranma & Himawari Kazume
Hiruzen & Maiku Kazume
Bato & Haku Yiminasha (Haku Yimanasha – female – fourth Kyūbi jinchūriki)
Itachi & Kushina Uchiha (Kushina Uchiha – female – fifth Kyūbi jinchūriki)
Naruto Uchiha (Naruto Uchiha – male – sixth Kyūbi jinchūriki)