Once upon a time there was a girl called Jafar seaturtly poliwhirl lockheart. She lived in the year 1200 and one day all the people in her remote, and i mean it was really in the middle of nowhere, village killed her! They were terrified that she might be a vampire, little did they know, she was a vampire! But they encased her in a glass coffin on a hill because she was so beautiful. ( SEE THERE'S A REASON THAT SHE'S ABOVE GROUND AND BE VISIBLE) Oh yeah because was a vampire she was immortal and not really dead, she just needed to true loves kiss to wake her up.

One day about 800 or so years later, Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire, were having a pokemon battle,

Dan chose first, "Poliwhirl, I choose you!" He threw his ball in front of hi and a poliwhirl appeared, ready for battle,

Phil reached into his pocket, and threw a small stuffed lion in front of him "Lion I choose you!" Dan's shoulders slumped

"What? ... you have to use a pokemon or it's not a real pokemon battle,"

"Lion! Now's your chance! Use rainbow roar!" The lion opened it's mouth and suddenly all dan could see was beautful rainbows and happiness. "Well that was specail." Dan remarked when the rainbows had faded away. His poliwhirl at first seemed completely unharmed. But then it looked dizzy, it was running in circles! but then it stopped and ran in a straight line like a dog chasing a scent. "Whirlywoo! (which was dan's nickname for the poliwhirl) Where are you going!" He then chased after it. "Phil what did you do to whirlywoo!"

"Nothing! It's just supposed to make rainbows appear." He walked forward and patted lion on the head "Good job lion," He then put lion back in his pocket and followed Dan up to where he had stopped at the top of a hill.

He ran up the hill to where the poliwhirl had stop, and they could see why...

IT WAS THE VAMPIRE! All this time they had been training in the field right next to it! That was why the poliwhirl had ran for it because it smelled it's own kind. (IT'S IN THE NAME OK THAT'S WHY) Phil suddenly became transfixed and walked towards her, the glass melted away and phil kissed the vampire. And then they got married or something. I don't know.

And Justin beiber fell in love with dan, and they got married making all of dan's dreams come true. it was a doucble wedding. phil wore a wedding dress. because why not. lion was the ring bearer. the end.