Day…WE don't know.

Hi, I'm a cow. A Runescape cow. You're probably thinking, WHOA! RUNESCAPE IS SO, LIKE, AWESOME!

No it's NOT! We die, how many times a day! Ridiculous! No it's not due to a EPIDEMIC farmers. You idiots! See that player running towards us with a double handed sword in hand? Does that seem like an epidemic to you?

To us it doesn't.

I suggest you find a better excuse and spend your money on an electrical fence instead of that sign. I think many warriors get a kick out of that. Sadistic person.

To another point, I'm ridiculously cute and I Moo when the sound is on! Why kill me? I'm so awesome and cuddly! Of course I'd kick you if you look like you might kill me. Self defense people. Self defense. Just saying.

So a person is coming up on me, better go try to kill him, even though I know I cant. I'm a defenseless cow. I hope you feel proud.

Till the next time I regenerate, The cows of Runescape.

Review Please! My first RS FF.