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Touch By Monsters
Naruto/ Rosario Vampire cross over
(Naruto p.o.v)
I was walking in the road of Konoha with my girlfriend Hinata. I was telling her all about the mission I went with Sasuke and Gaara. All about the vampire, the yuki-onna, the witch, the werewolf, and the poor human that really doesn't belong in the school they were suppose to take care off. I told Hinata good bye and that I will see her later on that night, but while I said that my mind was on how in the world did Sasuke convince me to take that S-rank mission with him. I thought, 'well at least I know Sasuke isn't gay since he was totally caught off guard by Kurumu Kurono, the succubus'.
Yeah Sasuke was back in the village; he killed his brother, and somehow managed to keep his curse mark. When he return though, the greeting he receive well lets just say that it wasn't what he expected. He was looked as traitor to the Leaf village and the second coming of Orochimaru; not a good thing. Everybody thought that the last Uchiha should not get a reprieve just because his red spinning eyes. Surprisingly that statement wasn't made by the shinobi council or the hokage; but by the civilian council. Yeah the people that use to worship him now want to see him dead now. So it was like watching an alternate view Sasuke getting ignored and not being acknowledged. So when he could not take the pain of being ignored he started looking for a way to die.
Sasuke took missions with high death rates or simply S rank missions. Most of the time Sasuke succeeds but he was angry that he would not die in those missions. So when he found an S rank mission that would take at least a year he wanted to get it. Turns out he needed at least two more people to join him. So he went to ask if I wanted to be part of the team, and if I do say so myself, begged me to join him in the mission. He got me though, that bastard flattered me to no end. While I enjoyed him begging and saying that I was the greatest shinobi that has ever lived, it was pointless because Gaara was also joining him. Yeah Gaara of the Desert the fifth kazekage had chosen his successor and was feeling bored that day so he came to visit me. Gaara was having a hard time keeping his face straight seeing the last Uchiha on ground begging.
So Gaara, Sasuke, and I decided to see what was so dangerous about a civilian school. We "applied" to the school and we laugh at the name of the school 'Yokai Academy'. So by the time it was time for the mission to begin we waited for our transportation to get there. We were not expecting a flashing light and a whole bunch of buildings to appear out of nowhere. Then we met him, Aono Tsukune. The human or at least the precious cargo some guy named the "Exorcist" sent us to protect. He had no skills to hide or to show. He was alright and since we talked and got to know him more we walk till we ran into the girl that would probably kill him via blood drain. Turns out she is a vampire, and 'scary one' at that, Gaara laughed not at her but how she said it. I obviously thought she was off her rocker since she didn't look like a 'scary' vampire but more of a 'cute' vampire. The whole year there at Yokai was entertaining since our group and by group I mean the one prior to meeting the monster played a game of rock, paper, and scissors to see who had to take care of Tsukune. That kind of backfire on us since he stopped being human or at least became partly human. So Tsukune could use ghoul or vampire powers that were cool.
But enough about them lets focus on the girl that could even give granny Tsunade a run for her chest. Yeah Kurumu, Sasuke actually had to step back and see if he wasn't put in a genjustu. He became her "destine one"; I had to say that destiny was a lie. Strangely, Sasuke was actually attracted to her, that she suggested that they join the newspaper club. I had to join regardless of how many people say not to join it. Gaara too. I believe I am curse to be surrounded by perverts as our club president is a pervert of Jiraya stature. As the semesters pass for the academy our club got bigger and bigger until the group was made of a vampire, a succubus, a yuki-onna, two witches, and four humans. Yeah four humans touch by monsters.
But enough of the past we ought to look forward to our future as Sasuke just sent me a message if I wanted to go again along with Gaara. I figure sure lets go to Yokai and protect it.
A/N I started this story as if it was the epilogue of a story. Mainly because this could be consider a challenge to other authors to write it.