A/N I love writing Blackwater! I own nothing. :)
8pm, he shows up.
9pm, him and Leah excuse themselves to go upstairs while I'm still on the couch, trying to watch TV but is interrupted by things that go bump in the night, coming from Leah's room, of course.
10pm, they come back downstairs, looking sweating with silly grins planted firmly on their faces.
11pm, I announce Im getting tired and when I go upstairs, I look back and I see them already half naked, kissing and moaning on the couch.
12pm, I'm in bed, half asleep when I'm disturbed by banging and screaming and moaning and the occasional grunt or growl.
1am, I'm dreaming peacefully about Nessie Cullen when I hear more moaning and screaming. A loud bang, the sound of begging and pounding on my wall.
2am, they finally stopped and I can sleep.
3am, just when I thought a goodnight's sleep was in the works, one of them would wake up and begin moaning the other's name.
I told them I was cool with them dating but when I awake the next morning and see a half naked Jake and Leah in the kitchen making kissy faces at each other, it just gets weird.
I walked into the kitchen and grabbed some OJ but of course, they didnt even notice me.
"You guys know the walls are really thin?" I asked casually and took a swig of juice, straight from the carton.
They turned to face me, scowls on their faces.
"Yes, Seth. We know." Leah replies sarcastically.
I nodded. "Just wanted to make sure you guys knew." I declared and mumbled "Hint, hint. Wink, wink" under my breath.
"Do you mind keeping it down at night, though? Some of us are trying to sleep, ya know." Jacob added, obliviously with my sister nodding in agreement.
You gotta be kidding me...
A/N Hope you enjoyed my shot at humor. :P