Just some funny scenario's that my muse Thina shoves in my head about the character's of Saiyuki. Not to mention we were both sugar rushed on this. so... ENJOY! i guess ._.
All flames go to her, for she is flame resistant, and I am not.
The Sanzo Party have just arrived at a inn and Goku starts complaining about food.
Goku: I'm hungry! Hakkai! How long before we get some food?
Hakkai: Sanzo, Gojyo, would you mind?
Gojyo: yeah yeah...
Sanzo: tch...
*Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai move some of the furniture off the inn wall before sitting back down.*
Hakkai: I think we're ready.
Gojyo: Have at it.
Sanzo: . . .
*Goku's completely confused and stares at them as Hakkai asks him to sit a few yards from the now empty wall. He does so, still completely and utterly lost.*
Hakkai: Oh no!
Gojyo: Oh no!
Sanzo: Oh no.
Koolaid man: *bursts through the inn wall behind Goku* OH YEAH!
Goku: *jumps to his feet ready to fight* WHAT THE HELL!
Koolaid man: *looks at Goku*
Goku: *looks at Koolaid man*
Koolaid man: *turns on his heels and runs like a chicken with its head cut off through town* I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Goku: *looks at Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai as they start snickering* What the hell was that about?
Sanzo: We wanted to see if the food icons where scared of you yet.
Hakkai and Gojyo: *nod nod*
Goku: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! *throws a pillow at Gojyo, thus starting another fight, quickly ended by Sanzo's gun and bullet holes in the wall*
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Later that night, Goku's fallen asleep after dinner. Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai are sitting around the table playing poker.
Gojyo: So... who's next on the list?
Hakkai: *pulls a peice of paper from his pants pocket* Lets see. We just finished the Koolaid man. Next is the trix rabbit, or the cocoa puff bird.
Sanzo: I say the bird. After all, he's always like fried chicken.
Gojyo: The bird, eh? I can deal with that.
Hakkai: Well said.
Sanzo: *smirks lightly*