Scott Summers on Broadway by Batman100
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Characters: Cyclops/Scott S. and Rogue/Anna Marie
After yet another taste of Kitty's cooking, Scott repeatedly sings songs from classic Broadway musicals, driving the X-Men (except Jean) completely crazy
"Kitty! Get over here!" Jean hollered, as Kitty Pryde entered. "Jean, it's happened again." Kitty said. "Scott's resuming his secret agent fantasy?" Jean asked. "No." said Kitty. "Um…Dragonball Z?" Jean asked again. "No. It's…Broadway." Kitty whispered in Jean's ear, hoping Scott wouldn't hear her. "Did someone say Broadway?" Scott hollered. Jean rolled her eyes "Here we go again." Kitty moaned. "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day." Scott sang as he slid down the stair bannister. "When you're a Jet, let them do what they can. You got brothers around, you're a family man. You're never alone, you're never disconnected. You're home with your own. When company's expected, you're well protected. Then you are set with a capital 'J' which you'll never forget till they cart you away. When you're a Jet…you…stay…a Jet!" Scott sang dramatically as Logan, Ororo, Bobby, Piotr, Kurt, Warren, Tabitha, Hank and Evan gathered around. "Lemme guess; West Side Story, right?" Bobby asked. "You got it." Scott replied before launching into another musical number. "Oh no, not another one!" Jean moaned. "Let your mind start your journey through a strange new world; leave all thoughts of the life you knew before." Scott sang as he embraced Jean romantically. Then Scott screamed "Mortal Kombat!" "Oh great, now he's doing video game music." Kitty groaned. "Bobby do something. Bobby?" Kitty was shocked to see Iceman joining Scott in the bizarre dance. "So much for critics." Logan grunted. "Oh hush Logan. Let's dance." Ororo replied as she and the others started dancing as well. "I am not doing it. No way, no how. Nein." Jean barked. "Oh c'mon, where's your spirit of romance?" Kurt grinned. "The hills are alive with the sound of music!" Kitty sang as she danced with Logan through the hallways. "Kitty! Your waltzing is gonna make me sick!" Logan groaned as he tried to make for a trash can. "Shall we dance, shall we dance?" Colossus sang dramatically as he and Jean danced in the ballroom. "Intermission!" Rogue screamed
I do not own X-Men: Evolution, West Side Story, the Phantom of the Opera, Mortal Kombat, the Sound of Music and the King and I