Bobby the Rocket Man
By: Boonaw
It was a normal day for Bobby, he had just gotten blue balls by Connie and was really horny. He went to his bed and began FURIOUSLY beating his meat to the beat of the drum!
"I SEE MY HAAAAAND SHAAAAKE TO-OOO BE-E-AT OF MY MEAT! OH WHAT A SHAME CONNIE CAN'T EXPERIENCE THIIIIIIIIS~" Bobby sang, horribly, creating a parody of the actual song (Die Young).
"H'what the hell is that?" Hank asked, confused by his son's singing.
"Oh Hank it's probably Bobby transitioning into a new phase or something." Peggy assured.
"Well he needs to shut the fuck up."
Hank then got up and walked towards Bobby's room. Hank then "gently opened the door".
"H'What the hell are you-"
But before Hank could finish his sentence, a huge load from Bobby's wee wee came flying at him like a hose!
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Hank screamed before being hit by his son's massive load!
Hank was sent flying through the house, leaving a huge hole in the wall.
Bobby started panting happily, as for he felt like for the first time in forever, he won something.
"And that's why… They call me, Rocket Man." Bobby said.
The End