Hello all! Another one of my Fmylife oneshots lol Hope you like!

Fire

Ino sighed in content as she walked into her apartment. Well not just hers it was Shikamaru's as well since they had recently gotten married and moved in together. She smiled to herself happy that the long day at the hospital was over. Plopping down on the couch she removed her black heels and dropped them on the floor. She leaned back into the couch enjoying the relaxing soft cushion under her.

And that when she smelt it. The damn forsaken smoke. She turned and buried her face into the couch and took a long hard wiff. Before moving away from it. She glared. He'd smoked in the house again. If it was one thing he did that annoyed her to no end was when he smoked inside. She didn't want her house smelling like smoke! She liked having guests over! And guests didn't like the smell of smoke.

She groaned out loud before grabbing a lighter that was on top of the tv mount. She walked around the living room lightening all the candles. She sighed in relief as the sweet smell of the candles spread throughout her house. She smiled happy with herself before placing the lighter back down. Deciding she was long overdue for a nice relaxing bath she moved down the hallway and into the bathroom.

Shikamaru let out a loud sigh as he walked into the house. He discarded his jonin jacket at the door letting it stay where it landed he kicked off his shoes before moving to sit down on the couch. He sniffed a few times before realizing that all of his wife's candles were lit. With a shrug he pulled out his pack of cigarettes and lit one. He sighed in contentment as the smoke left his mouth.

"AH HA!" Shikamru turned quickly to see Ino running towards him. Her ling blonde hair wrapped in a towel, she was dressed in her see through nighty that he loved so much and in her hand was still a heavy damn towel.

"Ino! Shit! Don't scare me like that," Shikamaru said before flicking his ashes in her lit candle. She was fuming now. She rounded the couch and glared at the dark haired nin.

"What do you think you're doing smoking in our house Shika!" Ino yelled waving her hands around. Shikamaru moved away from the couch and the angry blonde. "I swear! I tell you I don't want you smoking in the house—"

"Uh… Ino?" Shikamaru tried to chime in.

"Don't you try and interrupt me! Nara Shikamaru!"

"Uh… Ino…"

"I swear you can be so rude sometimes! I mean seriously! It's just one simple request! I mean I have to pee with the door shut! You should have to smoke outside!"

"Ino!" Shikamaru screamed.

"What!" the blonde yelled back.

"Your candle lit the couch on fire," Shikamaru said pointing to their once comfortable couch that as now up in flame. Ino turned around her eyes grew wide just as the fire alarm went off and the ceiling water spouts turned on drenching the blonde and the couch.

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