My life is ruined
"What?" Kankuro eyes grew wide as he realized his world was going to fall apart.
"Kankuro, please don't shout. Besides it's just 'till we can find some other school to put them in." Tsunade said coolly, growing annoyed. She knew he would act like this and she didn't blame him.
"Please, Kankuro. Do this for me. I know of their reputation but no one else will take them! Their records are preposterous! The only reason Naruto and the others are still in school is their outstanding grades." Tsunade reasoned, hoping to get through to him. But Kankuro just raised his thin eyebrows.
"Ok, Sakura, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Neji, Shino, and Temari and, hey, maybe even Hinata and Tenten I believe can have 'outstanding' grades, but the others… I can't see having anything above a C+." Tsunade sighed, seeing no other choice but to play her final card.
"You know, I didn't have to tell you that their coming to your school. You don't even have a say in the matter, weather they go or not. I'm the Hokage, dammit! I can put them where I want, if the school will accept!" Tsunade stood, placing her hands on her desk, like she own the place. Because, well, she kind of did.
Kankuro threw his hands up in the air in exasperation, out of ideas. He started to pace back and forth, looking anywhere but Tsunade's fierce expression. He studied the tan walls, the polished, wooden desk, the stacks of paper unfinished, and the large, square windows overlooking the Hidden Leaf Village. He could just make out the temporary house his 'family' was staying at. Kankuro also spotted the one building that could solve the whole sharing the same school with his psycho siblings and their delusional friends.
"What about Juvie?"
"Kankuro, they won't even take them. Look, all I'm asking is that if you could keep an eye out for them. Show them the ropes and unofficial rules you teens have at your high school. If they're kicked out of this school, then the next school crazy enough to accept them may not be even in this village and I don't know if we'll be able to reach them in time if something happens." Tsunade lowered her eyes to her desk, as if going over the possibilities.
Now it was Kankuro's turn to sigh. He ran a frustrated hand through his brown, spiky hair as he went over his options. Change his name? No, become invisible? Not possible, pretend I don't know them and just text the dos and don'ts? They probably take that as a challenge and destroy his school life. How about pretend we're not related? Last name, duh!
"This sucks." Kankuro concluded, finding that his life was now ruined.
"True, very true. Just try to make the best of it." Tsunade agreed. Sighing again, Kankuro leaned against the desk in front of the windows, where most of the paperwork overflowed. He looked Tsunade straight in the eye and stated clearly and coolly, so she won't try to change his mind.
"I'll help them but I'm not going to cover for them. Ever. I will not tutor them on my school's ways. I'll advise them but that's it. It's time they learn to take responsibly, consideration, and understanding of their problems and the people in them. And I will certainly not be 'friends' with them."
Tsunade met his gaze dead on and in spite of their gravely conversation, a small smirk formed on her lips.
"Excellent."