Crack and Smut
The idea behind this came from a request of a friend of mine. The conversation went like this.
Him: "Can you write me a fire emblem smut story?"
Me: "Sure. What characters."
Him: "Anything as long as there is a girl involved."
So, yeah. That is quite a broad scene to set in. But then again it could be a challenge. I decided to think of some crack pairings (Lucius X Vaida anyone?) but maybe I could just make it more fun by adding the RNG.
First I'll roll my 6-sided dice.
1 or 2 will be Fire Emblem 7.
3 or 4 will be Fire Emblem 8.
5 or 6 will be PoR or RD.
Then I will go online and ask a RNG for 2 numbers. Down below I have the lists for each game the characters. The first will have all characters and the second all females inside of it. I might get a pretty tame or normal pairing or two people who never meet ever. I will re-roll the second number if the names match (super low chances though).
The lists:
Blazing Sword:
Eliwood 1 Rebecca
Marcus 2 Serra
Lowen 3 Priscilla
Rebecca 4 Lyn
Dorcas 5 Florina
Bartre 6 Fiora
Hector 7 Ninian
Oswin 8 Isadora
Serra 9 Farina
Matthew 10 Louise
Guy 11 Nino
Merlinus 12 Vaida
Erk 13 Karla
Priscilla 14 Ursula
Lyn 15 Sonia
Florina 16 Limstella
Will 17
Sain 18
Kent 19
Raven 20
Lucius 21
Canas 22
Dart 23
Fiora 24
Legault 25
Ninian 26
Isadora 27
Heath 28
Rath 29
Hawkeye 30
Geitz 31
Wallace 32
Farina 33
Pent 34
Louise 35
Karel 36
Harken 37
Nino 38
Jaffer 39
Vaida 40
Nils 41
Karla 42
Renault 43
Athos 44
Batta 45
Zugu 46
Glass 47
Migal 48
Garjiga 49
Bug 50
Bool 51
Heintz 52
Beyard 53
Yogi 54
Eagler 55
Lundgren 56
Groznyi 57
Wire 58
Zagan 59
Boise 60
Puzon 61
Erik 62
Sealen 63
Bauker 64
Bernard 65
Fargus 66
Damien 67
Zoldam 68
Uhai 69
Aion 70
Kishuna 71
Linus 72
Lloyd 73
Pascal 74
Kenneth 75
Jerme 76
Ursula 77
Maxime 78
Sonia 79
Denning 80
Limstella 81
Brendan 82
Nergal 83
Uncle Jan 84
Paul 85
Jasmine 86
Theodor 87
Eubens 88
Oleg 89
Cameron 90
Darin 91
Sacred Stones:
Eirika 1 Eirika
Seth 2 Vanessa
Frantz 3 Neimi
Gilliam 4 Lute
Vanessa 5 Natasha
Moulder 6 Tana
Ross 7 Amelia
Garcia 8 Tethys
Neimi 9 Marisa
Colm 10 L'Arachel
Arthur 11 Myrrh
Lute 12 Syrene
Natasha 13 Ismaire
Joshua 14 Selena
Eiphraim 15
Forde 16
Kyle 17
Orson 18
Tana 19
Amelia 20
Innes 21
Gerik 22
Tethys 23
Marisa 24
L'Arachel 25
Dozla 26
Salaeh 27
Ewan 28
Cormac 29
Rennac 30
Duessel 31
Knoll 32
Myrrh 33
Syrene 34
Caelleac 35
Riev 36
Ismaire 37
Selena 38
Glen 39
Hayden 40
Valter 41
Fado 42
Lyon 43
O'Neil 44
Breguet 45
Bone 46
Bazba 47
Saar 48
Zonta 49
Novala 50
Murray 51
Tirado 52
Binks 53
Pablo 54
Aias 55
Carlyle 56
Gheb 57
Beran 58
Vigarde 59
Morva 60
PoR/RD:
Ike 1 Titania
Titania 2 Mia
Boyd 3 Ilyana
Oscar 4 Mist
Rhys 5 Marcia
Shinon 6 Lethe
Gatrie 7 Nephenee
Greil 8 Jill
Soren 9 Astrid
Mia 10 Tanith
Illyana 11 Calill
Mist 12 Lucia
Rolf 13 Elincia
Marcia 14 Ena
Lethe 15 Petrine
Mordecai 16 Micaiah
Volke 17 Laura
Kieran 18 Nailah
Brom 19 Leanne
Nephenee 20 Heather
Zihark 21 Meg
Sothe 22 Fiona
Jill 23 Vika
Astrid 24 Lyre
Makalov 25 Sanaki
Tormod 26 Sigrun
Muarim 27 Catalena
Devdan 28 Ashera
Tanith 29 Yune
Reyson 30 Ashunera
Janaff 31 Amy
Ulki 32 Aimee
Calill 33
Tauroneo 34
Haar 35
Ranulf 36
Bastian 37
Lucia 38
Geoffrey 38
Largo 39
Elincia 40
Nasir 41
Ena 42
Tibarn 43
Neasala 44
Giffca 45
Oliver 46
Shiharam 47
Petrine 48
Bryce 49
Ashnard 50
Micaiah 51
Edward 52
Leonardo 53
Nolan 54
Laura 55
Aran 56
Meg 57
Volug 58
Fiona 59
Vika 60
Nailah 61
Rafiel 62
Burger King 63
Leanne 64
Nealuchi 65
Heather 66
Kyza 67
Lyre 68
Sigrun 69
Stefan 70
Skrimir 71
Sanaki 72
Pelleas 73
Caineghis 74
Kurthnaga 75
Renning 76
Gareth 77
Lehran 78
Zawana 79
Ikanau 80
Havetti 81
Maijin 82
Dakova 83
Emil 84
Balmer 85
Karuma 86
Nedata 87
Kotaff 88
Danomill 89
Mackoya 90
Seeker 91
Norris 92
Gashilama 93
Kimaarsi 94
Homasa 95
Kasatai 96
Schaeffer 97
Rikard 98
Gromell 99
Hafedd 100
Hedwynn 101
Pugo 102
Zaitan 103
Burton 104
Pain 105
Agony 106
Wystan 107
Laverton 108
Djur 109
Radmin 110
Jarod 111
Zeffren 112
Yeardley 113
Maraj 114
Tashoria 115
Ludveck 116
Silvano 117
Rommit 118
Istvan 119
Veyona 120
Callum 121
Lombroso 122
Kezhda 123
Septimus 124
Roark 125
Sergei 126
Goran 127
Yuma 128
Catalena 129
Valtome 130
Lekain 131
Numida 132
Hetzel 133
Izuka 134
Lekain 135
Levail 136
Dheginsea 137
Sephiran 138
Ashera 139
Yune 140
Ashunera 141
Rajaion 142
Almedha 143
Nico 144
Amy 145
Aimee 146
Aaaaand now for the numbers per chapter.
Chapter 1:
1d6 = 4 (Sacred Stones)
1d60 = 45 (Breguet)
1d14 = 4 (Lute)
Chapter 2:
1d6 = 6 (Por/RD)
1d146 = 80 (Ikanau)
1d32 = 29 (Yune)