Author's Comments:
Uhm, herro.
If you notice something similar to this story idea and another one that was one here, I did not steal it. I just wrote it and then deleted it, and now I'm starting it again. So, yeah. Uhh, read and review please. C:
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I jumped up, suddenly wide awake, as a loud grinding noise interrupted my sleep. "What the fuck was that?" I said rubbing my eyes and letting them adjust to the darkness. I looked to the side and noticed that something, or rather someone, was missing. "Oh, shit." I quickly got out of bed and headed downstairs, towards the noise. I followed the sound into the kitchen where I found a short, twitchy blond. "Tweek!"
"GAH! C-craig!? What a-are you doing d-down here?"
"I heard something…" I looked around. Everything seemed to be intact. "Are you okay?" I said looking at him, but he too seemed unharmed.
"I'm f-fine." Tweek then turned and flipped the garbage disposal switch, which created the loud noise that had woken me up.
"Uh, what are you doing?" I said walking up behind him and looking down the sink. "It sounds like something is down there… Did you drop a spoon or something?"
"Oh, Jesus! No! I-it's your iPhone." He said looking at me, his green eyes wide.
I just stared at him blankly for a minute… or three. "I… Y-you… and… my phone… wh-why?"
"OH SWEET JESUS! I h-had too!"
"Why?" I asked as calmly as I could manage. Rule number with Tweek, you can never raise your voice.
"I-It was T-TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
"What was?" Tweek just pulled at his wild hair. I grabbed his hands and held them at his sides.
"Ohsweetjesuschrist…" He whispered.
"Why did you put my phone down the garabage disposal?"
"I-it wouldn't, OH JESUS, it wouldn't stop s-staring at me!"
"You trashed my iPhone because it wouldn't stop… staring at you?"
He nodded frantically.
FUCK MY LIFE.
Today, I woke up to a loud grinding noise. I followed the noise to the kitchen, where I found my boyfriend shoving my iPhone down the garbage disposal. When I asked him why he did it, he said "It wouldn't stop staring at me." FML
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Author's Comments:
AJKGHDDKAJDHDLAKDJIUHASKJ! Yes, that's what sound a garbage disposal makes kiddies. Haha. Anyways, hope you lieked it. If you have a particular FML you would liek to see please leave it in a review. Same with characters. If you have a certain character/couple you would liek to see, please leave a review letting me know, and I'll try to find a FML story that fits them.
Ohkay. I'mma go now.
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