DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Sonic Characters. I own the space themed room and Kira The Mew.
A light skinned girl walks into the darkened room. She's wearing a light blue shirt with "Imagine" in several different languages in white letters across the front, and she's also wearing shorts with a "ripped" hem. Her blond hair is tied back in a ponytail, and her aqua blue cat ears and tail are clearly showing. This is Kira the Mew.
"Hi! I'm Kira the Mew!" The audience, which consists of various breeds of dogs, applauds (somehow).
"Are you wondering why I'm here?" The dogs scratch themselves. She poofs a staff with Celtic art and a golden cat figurine onto the stage, and holds it firmly while tears well up in her eyes. The dogs notice this and begin to break out into barks and howls.
"Well this is my new show in a story format. It's called Epic Randomness!" The room brightens, revealing a space themed room, with holes in the wall that lit up to represent the sun, moon, or stars. Kira was standing on a platform that looked like a comet, and a glowing sign ringed with flashing stars floated down to rest beside Kira. The sign read "Epic Randomness"!
" This is the show where we interview people, hedgehogs, dogs, and any other sentient being out there about unanswered questions in their video game, comic, or book! Today we visit Mobius to ask the hedgehogs there why they don't share the hedge!" She twirls her staff in front of her and a portal opens to Mobius, and Kira energetically jumps through.
She lands in front of Metal Sonic, who thinks that she's the REAL Sonic and starts attacking. She creates a barrier interlaced with Celtic art, and because Sonic can't do that, he stops and does a double-take.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Kira replied cheerily,
"Hi! I'm Kira and I'd like to ask you something!" Metal Sonic said,
"Ok, as long as you leave afterwards. Otherwise I'll have to capture you." Kira didn't hesitate in asking, "Why don't you share the hedge?" Metal Sonic was stunned.
"What?"
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge?" Metal Sonic paused, searching his programming, "I am not programmed to share the hedge," he answered.
"Oh, ok I'll leave now," Kira said, and then she opened a portal to her next destination.
She landed on top of something soft. Knowing it could be someone, she got off.
"Why did you bother the Ultimate Lifeform?" the someone asked, annoyed.
"Oh, Hi Shadow! May I ask you something?" "Only if it's quick." Kira then asked,
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge?" Shadow's ever so long and involved reply was: "NO."
"Ok, thanks for your time," Kira said before diving in another portal, Shadow looked really annoyed. "Ok, that was weird," he said before resuming whatever he was doing.
Kira popped out in a completely unfamiliar location.
"Where am I?"
"Umm… In the future." Kira jumped, she wasn't expecting a response.
"Who and where are you?" she said, startled.
"I'm Silver, and I'm right behind you." Kira swiftly turned around.
"Oh… By the way, can I ask you something?"
"I don't see why not," Silver replied.
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge?" Silver looked shocked, no one had asked him this question before. He thought for a moment before answering,
"I'm from the future; I have no one to share the hedge with."
"Okay… Thanks for answering!" Kira said cheerfully. She then dove into another portal.
She popped out in front of Amy's house, because it was polite to knock. She knocked, and the pink hedgehog answered immediately. Kira greeted her,
"Hi! I'm Kira and I'd like to ask you something."
"Come in! We can talk inside, it's sweltering out here." Once they were seated, Amy spoke up,
"What did you want to ask me?" Kira replied,
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge?" Amy immediately replied,
"I'd share the hedge with Sonic, but he'll probably say no."
"Ok, thanks for your time. You might want to try asking him to share the hedge sometime next week." Kira dove through the portal, and vanished in a Celtic poof.
She reappeared in front of Sonic, who backed away slowly,
"Who are you, and are you an obsessed fan girl?" he asked, poised to run. Kira replied,
"I am an obsessed fan girl," Sonic started running, but before he could get to full speed, Kira's words reached him.
"But I don't see the big deal in human-animal relationships. I just want to ask you a question." He stopped running and allowed a breathless Kira to catch up.
"What did you want to ask me?"
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge?"
"Wait… What?"
"You're a hedgehog, why don't you share the hedge? It would be a much more efficient use of space." Sonic paused, and then he replied,
"I would share the hedge, but Amy would make me share it with her." Kira paused, taking this in.
"Ok, I understand. Thank you for your time. "
"Bye!" Kira shouted as she dove through another portal, disappearing in a Celtic poof.
She reappeared on the platform.
"So, do you think that they would share the hedge? Let me know!"
NOTICE: If you have an unanswered question about a video game, book, or comic, let me know! I'll probably feature it if I know the video game, book, or comic! It might take a while, though, I have my own ideas too!